Limericks - 2

I am thinking of getting a pet
Thought a goldfish would seem rather wet
It won't go for a walk,

I am thinking of getting a pet
Thought a goldfish would seem rather wet
It won't go for a walk,
And certainly can't talk

I am thinking of getting a pet
Thought a goldfish would seem rather wet
It won't go for a walk,
And certainly can't talk,
A ?'s a much better bet!

I've got to go out but it's snowing,

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring
I might take a chance

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring
I might take a chance
Like Rudolf I'll prance w

Kill the errant w!

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring
I might take a chance
Like Rudolf I'll prance
And my nose, too, will be glowing.

The pigeons have gorged all the food

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?
The poor Robins are starving

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?
The poor Robins are starving
So the meat I'm carving

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?
The poor Robins are starving
So the meat I'm carving
And I'm giving them ice cream for pud

I think that I may take a lodger

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger,
He'll have to be fit

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger,
He'll have to be fit
Amusing, with wit

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger,
He'll have to be fit
Amusing, with wit
And not a shirker or dodger

I looked in the mirror one day

I looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey

I looked in the mirror one day
And found to my utter dismay

Oops! Ignore me.

Miss A I like yours better.

I looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey
I felt very glum

I looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey
I felt very glum
When I looked at my tum

looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey
I felt very glum
When I looked at my tum
So I hurriedly just looked away

I think I should go to keep fit

I think I should go to keep fit
As all I do is just knit

I think I should go to keep fit
As all I do is just knit
I'd leap up and down