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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

Elrel Fri 09-Mar-18 00:35:37

This year the Queen's ninety two
I wonder if they will have a big ' do '
Polish up the tiaras
Invite the Obamas
But surely not President Who??

International Day of Women

travelsafar Fri 09-Mar-18 07:14:42

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning

henetha Fri 09-Mar-18 08:38:40

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning
They must know we're equal

travelsafar Fri 09-Mar-18 15:11:56

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning
They must know we're equal
As we are all just people

Jangran99 Fri 09-Mar-18 20:40:40

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning
They must know we're equal
As we are all just people
And that argument I hope we are winning!

Is anyone here tired of football?

FarNorth Fri 09-Mar-18 23:35:03

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call

Jangran99 Sat 10-Mar-18 09:12:18

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call,
We could go out for lunch,

henetha Sat 10-Mar-18 10:02:43

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call,
We could go out for lunch,
We'd be a great bunch

jordana Sat 10-Mar-18 13:11:38

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call,
We could go out for lunch,
We'd be a great bunch
And drinking so much we would fall

There was a little toadstool

jordana Sat 10-Mar-18 13:15:07

I meant to say

There was a little toadstool from home

Squiffy Sat 10-Mar-18 14:16:42

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam

Moneyboss Sat 10-Mar-18 18:20:59

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam
He bumped into a large mushroom

Elrel Sat 10-Mar-18 20:05:46

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam
He bumped into a large mushroom
Such a fun guy, Boom, Boom!

FarNorth Sun 11-Mar-18 12:32:59

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam
He bumped into a large mushroom
Such a fun guy, Boom, Boom!
But with hair that was needing a comb.

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?

Moneyboss Sun 11-Mar-18 14:12:17

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script

jordana Sun 11-Mar-18 16:18:31

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script
The director was rubbish

Marydoll Sun 11-Mar-18 23:09:26

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script
The director was rubbish
The cast were so snobbish

Jangran99 Sun 11-Mar-18 23:14:18

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script
The director was rubbish
The cast were so snobbish
I definitely was not gripped.

I've looked after grand-children all day

Marydoll Sun 11-Mar-18 23:15:26

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?

Jangran99 Sun 11-Mar-18 23:29:38

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?
They're here for the night

Bellanonna Sun 11-Mar-18 23:36:30

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?
They're here for the night
And they’ll wake at first light

travelsafar Mon 12-Mar-18 06:25:18

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?
They're here for the night
And they’ll wake at first light
No wonder my hair's turning grey!!!

There was an old man with two whiskers!!

henetha Mon 12-Mar-18 10:06:09

There was an old man with two whiskers!!
Who liked to try on ladies knickers

MissAdventure Mon 12-Mar-18 10:07:38

There was an old man with two whiskers!!
Who liked to try on ladies knickers

French fancies or thong

jordana Mon 12-Mar-18 10:22:21

There was an old man with two whiskers!!
Who liked to try on ladies knickers

French fancies or thong
Whill singing a song

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