Limericks - 3

Young Molly was looking for love
So she billed and cooed like a dove
While posing so prettily
A fit lad said wittily

Young Molly was looking for love
So she billed and cooed like a dove
While posing so prettily
A fit lad said wittily
Your love fits me like a glove!!!

There was a young man on a plane

There was a young man on a plane
Who was driving the flight crew insane

There was a young man on a plane
Who was driving the flight crew insane
He sang and he swore

There was a young man on a plane
Who was driving the flight crew insane
He sang and he swore
Then he opened the door

There was a young man on a plane
Who was driving the flight crew insane
He sang and he swore
Then he opened the door
No-one cared - he'd been such a pain.

The birds and the plants know it's Spring

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,
Hustle and bustle as birds build their nests

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,
Hustle and bustle as birds build their nests
Humans can joyfully get rid of their vests

It’s lost its Limerick form....

Yes it has, Bellanonna. Can we get it back without offending anyone?
Sorry, travelsafar , do you mind if I go back? - as the third and fourth lines are meant to be short.

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,
The birds are all nesting

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,
The birds are all nesting
The flowers have stopped resting

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,
The birds are all nesting
The flowers have stopped resting
It's nature's great yearly offering.

Limerick formula still lost as all lines rhyme now Let's try again!

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,

The birds and the plants know it's Spring,
And, oh, what joy they both bring,
The birds are all nesting
The flowers have stopped resting
And my body is feeling a Zing!!!!

There was a young lady called Grace

There was a young lady called Grace
Who loved chips and well-battered plaice

There was a young lady called Grace
Who loved chips and well-battered plaice,
Her hips screamed in protest

There was a young lady called Grace
Who loved chips and well-battered plaice,
Her hips screamed in protest
She looked so grotesque a hard one to rhyme

There was a young lady called Grace
Who loved chips and well-battered plaice,
Her hips screamed in protest
She looked so grotesque
But she did have a beautiful face!

There was a sky-diver called Mavis

There was a sky-diver called Mavis
Betrothed to young chap named Davis

There was a sky-diver called Mavis
Betrothed to young chap named Davis
Together they jumped

There was a sky-diver called Mavis
Betrothed to young chap named Davis
Together they jumped
they both got a bump!

There was a sky-diver called Mavis
Betrothed to young chap named Davis
Together they jumped
they both got a bump!
And decided never again, on that basis!!!

The clouds on high are fluffy and white

The clouds on high are fluffy and white
The chances of rain are quite slight

The clouds on high are fluffy and white
The chances of rain are quite slight
So I'm sitting outside

The clouds on high are fluffy and white
The chances of rain are quite slight
So I'm sitting outside
Reading Jekyll and Hyde,