Limericks - 3

The clouds on high are fluffy and white
The chances of rain are quite slight
So I'm sitting outside
Reading Jekyll and Hyde,
Good thing I'm not reading at night!

At last the sun is shining so brightly

At last the sun is shining so brightly
Unfurling the buds held so tightly

At last the sun is shining so brightly
Unfurling the buds held so tightly,
It's a beautiful world

At last the sun is shining so brightly
Unfurling the buds held so tightly,
It's a beautiful world
With clouds pink and pearled

At last the sun is shining so brightly
Unfurling the buds held so tightly,
It's a beautiful world
With clouds pink and pearled
And bright stars a-twinkling nightly.

Fred's decided to be a magician

Fred's decided to be a magician
Or perhaps he should be a beautician?

Fred's decided to be a magician
Or perhaps he should be a beautician?
With his pink sparkly wand

Fred's decided to be a magician
Or perhaps he should be a beautician?
With his pink sparkly wand
He could magic me blonde,

Fred's decided to be a magician
Or perhaps he should be a beautician?
With his pink sparkly wand
He could magic me blonde,
Or stop me from always a wishing!!!

While walking in the garden

While walking in the garden
My thoughts I hope you'll pardon

While walking in the garden
My thoughts I hope you'll pardon
My mind wandered off

While walking in the garden
My thoughts I hope you'll pardon
My mind wandered off
Then I spotted a sloth

While walking in the garden
My thoughts I hope you'll pardon
My mind wandered off
Then I spotted a sloth
Going by the name of wee Gordon.

The grand on GN are a lovely old bunch

The grans on GN are a lovely old bunch
Who say "Less of the old!" "We'll have whisky with lunch."

The grans on GN are a lovely old bunch
Who say "Less of the old!" "We'll have whisky with lunch."
They’re funny and wise

The grans on GN are a lovely old bunch
Who say "Less of the old!" "We'll have whisky with lunch."
They’re funny and wise
Dish out lots of advice

The grans on GN are a lovely old bunch
Who say "Less of the old!" "We'll have whisky with lunch."
They’re funny and wise
Dish out lots of advice
And always there for you when it comes to the punch crunch

What would you do with three wishes?

What would you do with three wishes?
Would you want gold-plated dishes?

What would you do with three wishes?
Would you want gold-plated dishes?
No, nothing like that

What would you do with three wishes?
Would you want gold-plated dishes?
No, nothing like that
I’ve got far too much ‘tat’

What would you do with three wishes?
Would you want gold-plated dishes?
No, nothing like that
I’ve got far too much ‘tat’
Would much rather have three goldfishes

I once had a dog named Ethel

I once had a dog named Ethel
With temperament nowhere near lethal

I once had a dog named Ethel
With temperament nowhere near lethal
So when burglars crept in

I once had a dog named Ethel
With temperament nowhere near lethal
So when burglars crept in
She hid in the bin

I once had a dog named Ethel
With temperament nowhere near lethal
So when burglars crept in
She hid in the bin
Obeying an instinct primeval.

There was a young man from Dunoon