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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 14:52:11

Is it too cold for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse
Is it farewell to frost?

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Apr-18 15:53:01

Is it too cold for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse
Is it farewell to frost?
I don't want them lost,

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Elrel Fri 06-Apr-18 16:03:17

Is it too cold for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse
Is it farewell to frost?
I don't want them lost
But will put them out to take their chance!

There was an old lady from Gwent

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 17:04:29

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent

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Squiffy Fri 06-Apr-18 17:16:05

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent
So, she offered her 'wares' blush

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 18:07:40

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent
So she offered her 'wares'
Cast aside all her cares

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Squiffy Fri 06-Apr-18 18:30:14

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent
So she offered her 'wares'
Cast aside all her cares
Then rushed to the church to repent.

A young lady went into a trance

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travelsafar Fri 06-Apr-18 18:44:02

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance

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Bathsheba Fri 06-Apr-18 19:14:09

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance
With everyone swaying

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Elrel Fri 06-Apr-18 21:34:34

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance
With everyone swaying
And trying to stay in

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 21:55:30

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance
With everyone swaying
And trying to stay in
They ended up flying to France

I've got some new words for a song

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Rosieroe Fri 06-Apr-18 22:06:44

I've got some new words for a song
And I’m hoping that you’ll sing along

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Marydoll Fri 06-Apr-18 22:09:05

I've got some new words for a song
And I’m hoping that you’ll sing along
Its happy and catchy

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 22:10:59

Ive got some new words for a song
And I'm hoping that you'll sing along
You must keep in tune

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 22:14:58

I've got some new words for a song
And I'm hoping that you'll sing along
Its happy and catchy
A little bit scratchy

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Bathsheba Fri 06-Apr-18 22:36:40

I've got some new words for a song
And I'm hoping that you'll sing along
Its happy and catchy
A little bit scratchy
I think I'll call it Bang a Gong

I must get my eyes tested soon

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Elrel Fri 06-Apr-18 23:07:27

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom

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Squiffy Fri 06-Apr-18 23:27:11

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Apr-18 23:32:03

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy
Blurry and muzzy

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 23:49:24

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy
Blurry and muzzy
Looks like Christmas is coming too soon!

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Bathsheba Fri 06-Apr-18 23:51:35

New first line please Barberdice ☺️

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 23:54:42

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy
Blurry and muzzy
Looks like Christmas is coming in June!

It's one big mix up in the shop

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Jangran99 Sat 07-Apr-18 00:03:28

It's one big mix up in the shop
I asked for a juicy lamb chop

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FarNorth Sat 07-Apr-18 00:07:50

It's one big mix up in the shop
I asked for a juicy lamb chop
But I got a potato

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Jangran99 Sat 07-Apr-18 00:12:14

It's one big mix up in the shop
I asked for a juicy lamb chop
But I got a potato
And a rotten tomato, ( American pronunciation!)

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