Limericks - 3

We’ve been watching the Commonwealth games,
But I don’t know any of their names,
I feel quite inspired

But watching it I get tired

Oops, forgot to put all the rest so here goes.....

We’ve been watching the Commonwealth games,
But I don’t know any of their names,
I feel quite inspired,
But watching it I get tired

We’ve been watching the Commonwealth games,
But I don’t know any of their names,
Scotland has medalled past twenty

My figure is not what it was
Too much has been passed through my jaws
I had better cut down
On the lunches in town
Though I make a rather good santa claus!

Spring brings blossom and sunshine to our scene

We’ve been watching the Commonwealth games,
But I don’t know any of their names,
Scotland has medalled past twenty
Bronze, silver and gold aplenty

Oh dear, it's all oster and remember refresh to go back and see who posted the line first. .
Just forget my contribution.

It's all a bit of a muddle.
Oh sorry, forgot to preview in previous post.
Just a reminder of the rules for those new posters.
One line per poster.
Remember to refresh. (Note to self!)
Remember to go back and see who posted first, then follow on.

Just ignore my previous contribution to the limerick.

We’ve been watching the Commonwealth games,
But I don’t know any of their names,
I feel quite inspired,
But watching it I get tired
Which might make me burst into flames.

There once was a tailor in Trent

There was once a tailor in Trent
Whose scissors were somewhat bent

There was once a tailor in Trent
Whose scissors were somewhat bent
His seams, somewhat squiffy

There was once a tailor in Trent
Whose scissors were somewhat bent
His seams, somewhat squiffy
Were done in a jiffy

There was once a tailor in Trent
Whose scissors were somewhat bent
His seams, somewhat squiffy
Were done in a jiffy
So a contract from Marks has been sent

The swallows, I’m told, have been seen

The swallows, I’m told, have been seen
And the world is returning to green,

Apologies if I have spoken out of turn,a complete mistake for sure.

The swallows, I’m told, have been seen
And the world is returning to green,
In the world there is fresh hope

[Panache (I like your name), you have nothing to apologise for.
Just enjoy!
I'm the worst culprit for making mistakes. I end up posting on the wrong threads.]

The swallows, I’m told, have been seen
And the world is returning to green,
Blossom in bloom

The swallows, I’m told, have been seen
And the world is returning to green,
In the world there is fresh hope
So no need now to mope

Marydoll I don't think you spotted Panache's contribution, haha!

The swallows, I’m told, have been seen
And the world is returning to green,
In the world there is fresh hope
So no need now to mope
I'm strutting around like a queen!

When Gransnetters get into a muddle

When Gransnetters get into a muddle
Their husbands they like to befuddle

When Gransnetters get into a muddle
Their husbands they like to befuddle
Their posts become confused

?I messed up last night, early bed needed?

When Gransnetters get into a muddle
Their husbands they like to befuddle
Their posts become confused
Leaving our brains quite bruised

When Gransnetters get into a muddle
Their husbands they like to befuddle
Their posts become confused
Leaving our brains quite bruised
And always in need of a cuddle.

I've certainly messed up this fine thread

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed