Limericks - 3

Elrel you and me both.

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed
But we still enjoy taking part

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed
But we still enjoy taking part
I suppose poetry is a form of art

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed
But we still enjoy taking part
I suppose poetry is a form of art
Or should we start knitting instead?

We could do rhymes with no reason

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully, then ease in

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully, then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully, then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal
Though it makes GNs squeal

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal
So - worried we need not feel

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal
Though it makes GPS squeal
We certainly can't compare it to treason!

Oops should say GNs NOT GPS!

Oops again!
Forgot new line for next limerick

On Friday we'll throw a big party

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let’s turn up all hale and hearty

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let’s turn up all hale and hearty
Let the merriment start

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let’s turn up all hale and hearty
Let the merriment start
It gladdens the heart

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let's turn up all hale and hearty
Let the merriment start
It gladdens the heart
Think I'm tempted to be a bit naughty

There's never a right time to say

There's never a right time to say
That you wish they would all go away

There's never a right time to say
That you wish they would all go away
They wont take the hint

There's never a right time to say
That you wish they would all go away
They wont take the hint
Munch their After Eight mint

There’s never a right time to say,
That you wish they would all go away,
They won’t take the hint,
Munch their After Eight Mint,
Then frolic about in the hay.

Some of these rhymes make me laugh

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
Surely this adds to the pleasure?

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
We'll always forgive

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
Surely this adds to the pleasure?
And enriches our leisure

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
Surely this adds to the pleasure?
And enriches our leisure
So say I, the pig and giraffe.

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting
While their parents were in the pub, snorting