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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Barberdice Wed 11-Apr-18 10:24:36

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting
While their parents were in the pub, snorting
Passers by were amazed

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Panache Wed 11-Apr-18 10:26:13

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting
While their parents were in the pub, snorting
Passers by were amazed
Others just not phased

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Squiffy Wed 11-Apr-18 10:48:37

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting
While their parents were in the pub, snorting
Passers by were amazed
Others just not phased
At all the trouble they were courting.

The rocking horse went off its rocker

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Rosieroe Wed 11-Apr-18 12:19:14

The rocking horse went off its rocker
While cavorting to songs by Joe Cocker

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FarNorth Wed 11-Apr-18 17:31:12

The rocking horse went off its rocker
While cavorting to songs by Joe Cocker
You've not seen the like

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Panache Wed 11-Apr-18 17:45:01

The rocking horse went off its rocker
While cavorting to songs by Joe Cocker
You've not seen the like
When it grabbed the mike

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Squiffy Wed 11-Apr-18 18:31:26

The rocking horse went off its rocker
While cavorting to songs by Joe Cocker
You've not seen the like
When it grabbed the mike
It sounded more like a docker.

The dolls' house developed woodworm

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Barberdice Wed 11-Apr-18 21:34:35

The dolls' house developed woodworm
And the residents started to squirm

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Elrel Wed 11-Apr-18 22:23:31

The dolls' house developed woodworm
And the residents started to squirm
So we emptied it out

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Bathsheba Wed 11-Apr-18 22:30:58

The dolls' house developed woodworm
And the residents started to squirm
So we emptied it out
Sprayed within and without

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Rosieroe Wed 11-Apr-18 22:43:59

The dolls' house developed woodworm
And the residents started to squirm
So we emptied it out
Sprayed within and without
And eliminated each nasty germ

When Attenborough talked to the Queen

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Apr-18 22:53:26

When Attenborough talked to the Queen
A new side to Her Majesty was seen

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travelsafar Thu 12-Apr-18 07:56:03

When Attenborough talked to the Queen
A new side to Her Majesty was seen
She simpered and grinned

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Panache Thu 12-Apr-18 09:08:02

When Attenborough talked to the Queen
A new side to Her Majesty was seen
She simpered and grinned
As though she had sinned

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henetha Thu 12-Apr-18 11:16:03

When Attenborough talked to the Queen
A new side to Her Majesty was seen
She simpered and grinned
As though she had sinned
You could see they were both very keen. (on trees!)

I do wish I was in southern France

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ManicMaggie Thu 12-Apr-18 11:21:56

I do wish I was in Southern France,
I’d show everyone how I dance,

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FarNorth Thu 12-Apr-18 17:42:35

I do wish I was in Southern France,
I’d show everyone how I dance,
With a stamp, jump and twirl

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ManicMaggie Thu 12-Apr-18 19:43:20

I do wish I was in Southern France,
I’d show everyone how I dance,
With a stamp, jump and twirl,
Like a lunatic girl,

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Barberdice Thu 12-Apr-18 20:01:02

I do wish I was in Southern France,
I'd show everyone how I dance
With a stamp, jump and twirl,
Like a lunatic girl,
Any French crazy boys out there by chance?

At the weekend we'll go for drive

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FarNorth Thu 12-Apr-18 20:50:44

At the weekend we'll go for drive
Make the most of just being alive!

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Barberdice Thu 12-Apr-18 21:12:45

At the weekend we'll go for a drive
Make the most of just being alive
With the window wound down

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Jangran99 Thu 12-Apr-18 22:54:00

At the weekend we'll go for a drive
Make the most of just being alive
With the window wound down
As we pass through the town

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Barberdice Thu 12-Apr-18 23:07:01

At the weekend we'll go for a drive
Make the most of just being alive!
With the window wound down
As we pass through the town
We'll do carpool karaoke, high five!

Friday nights the night for a drink

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Barberdice Thu 12-Apr-18 23:08:39

Oops spelt kareoke wrong! Sorry

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Barberdice Thu 12-Apr-18 23:11:56

Just checked, think I've spelt it correctly. Oh dear.

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