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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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ManicMaggie Fri 13-Apr-18 04:42:19

Friday nights the night for a drink,
You should see how many I sink,

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JackyB Fri 13-Apr-18 07:35:15

Friday nights the night for a drink,
You should see how many I sink,
By Saturday morn

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Bathsheba Fri 13-Apr-18 07:50:49

Friday nights the night for a drink,
You should see how many I sink,
By Saturday morn
I'm out cold on the lawn

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FarNorth Fri 13-Apr-18 09:03:11

Friday nights the night for a drink,
You should see how many I sink,
By Saturday morn
I'm out cold on the lawn
But that is quite normal (I think)

Today we'll all shop till we drop

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Panache Fri 13-Apr-18 09:25:12

Today we'll all shop till we drop
Hoping to buy best of the crop

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ManicMaggie Fri 13-Apr-18 10:18:07

Today we’ll all shop till we drop,
Hoping to buy best of the crop,
Potatoes, carrots and don’t forget leeks,

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henetha Fri 13-Apr-18 10:47:42

Today we’ll all shop till we drop,
Hoping to buy best of the crop,
Potatoes, carrots and don’t forget leeks,
To make tasty bubble-and-squeaks

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Elrel Fri 13-Apr-18 14:38:50

Today we’ll all shop till we drop,
Hoping to buy best of the crop,
Potatoes, carrots and don’t forget leeks,
To make tasty bubble-and-squeaks
Don't let the healthy food stop!

Has my computer been hacked?

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Panache Fri 13-Apr-18 15:55:29

Has my computer been hacked?
She asks looking decidedly whacked

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Barberdice Fri 13-Apr-18 17:05:55

Has my computer been hacked?
She asks looking decidedly whacked
There's something quite odd

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Elrel Fri 13-Apr-18 18:35:41

Has my computer been hacked?
She asks looking decidedly whacked
There's something quite odd
Rapping on my iPod

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ManicMaggie Fri 13-Apr-18 19:51:32

Has my computer been hacked ?
She asks looking decidedly whacked,
There’s something quite odd,
Rapping on my iPod,
Has the culprit been tracked ?

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ManicMaggie Fri 13-Apr-18 19:53:24

Oops sorry, forgot to start a new one ?

What on earth is wrong with me ?

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Barberdice Fri 13-Apr-18 19:55:13

Has my computer been hacked?
She asks looking decidedly whacked
There's something quite odd
Rapping on my iPod
They never mentioned this in the contract!

She's in love with the man next door

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seacliff Fri 13-Apr-18 19:56:26

She's in love with the man next door
He lives on the second floor

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Barberdice Fri 13-Apr-18 19:59:14

What on earth is wrong with me?
All I want is a nice cup of tea

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Apr-18 21:13:04

What on earth is wrong with me?
All I want is a nice cup of tea
Is that too much to ask?

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Barberdice Fri 13-Apr-18 21:26:53

What on earth is wrong with me?
All I want is a nice cup of tea
Is that too much to ask?
To drink it from a flask?

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Apr-18 22:17:30

What on earth is wrong with me?
All I want is a nice cup of tea
Is that too much to ask?
To drink it from a flask?
With a yummy cream scone on my knee.

The news on the telly' s depressing

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Barberdice Fri 13-Apr-18 22:40:14

The news on the telly's depressing
Its enough to get everyone stressing

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JackyB Sat 14-Apr-18 09:51:57

The news on the telly's depressing
Its enough to get everyone stressing
Hope Kate's babe's born soon

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Panache Sat 14-Apr-18 09:59:26

The news on the telly's depressing
Its enough to get everyone stressing
Hope Kate's babe's born soon
They`ll be so "over the moon"

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Barberdice Sat 14-Apr-18 10:27:48

The news on the telly's depressing
Its enough to get everyone stressing
Hope Kates babe's born soon
They'll be so "over the moon"
Then time we can spend 'name guessing'

She shopping to buy a new dress

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Barberdice Sat 14-Apr-18 10:29:09

She's shopping to buy a new dress

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henetha Sat 14-Apr-18 10:31:17

She's shopping to buy a new dress
Which colour is anyone's guess

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