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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

henetha Tue 15-May-18 12:28:01

And that's not the end of the story
Both her and Ken ended up poorly
Alas,not in wedded bliss,
Because, after the kiss

(thanks, JanGran99)

Squiffy Tue 15-May-18 12:48:04

And that's not the end of the story
Both her and Ken ended up poorly
Alas,not in wedded bliss,
Because, after the kiss
Ken ran off with a girl named Florrie.

The story continued apace

Barberdice Tue 15-May-18 17:26:50

The story continued apace
Florrie disappeared without trace

Panache Tue 15-May-18 17:28:22

The story continued apace
Florrie disappeared without trace
There was a real search

Moneyboss Tue 15-May-18 17:46:27

The story continued apace
Florrie disappeared without trace
There was a real search
Running round in the church

Squiffy Tue 15-May-18 17:57:55

The story continued apace
Florrie disappeared without trace
There was a real search
Running round in the church
But Ken just ran away with Grace.

But Grace was just such a trollop

Panache Tue 15-May-18 18:05:00

But Grace was just such a trollop
Intent on partaking that gallop

Barberdice Tue 15-May-18 18:05:40

The story continued apace
Florrie disappeared without trace
There was a real search
Running round in the church
And then Ken turned up in the race

In the vestry, Florrie was hiding

travelsafar Tue 15-May-18 18:31:40

In the vestry, Florrie was hiding
Deep in thought and constantly sighing

Jangran99 Tue 15-May-18 19:21:39

We didn't finish Squiffy's

But Grace was just such a trollop
Intent on partaking that gallop
She kept tabs on Ken

Panache Tue 15-May-18 19:30:54

But Grace was just such a trollop
Intent on partaking that gallop
She kept tabs on Ken
T`was only just then

Jangran99 Tue 15-May-18 19:46:03

But Grace was just such a trollop
Intent on partaking that gallop
She kept tabs on Ken
T`was only just then
She wanted to give him a wallop!

He now fancied a lady called Ginny

FarNorth Tue 15-May-18 22:50:57

He now fancied a lady called Ginny
Whose laughter could sound a bit tinny

Jangran99 Tue 15-May-18 23:32:03

He now fancied a lady called Ginny
Whose laughter could sound a bit tinny
Her mouth opened wide

Squiffy Tue 15-May-18 23:46:29

He now fancied a lady called Ginny
Whose laughter could sound a bit tinny
Her mouth opened wide
Her tonsils Ken spied

Panache Wed 16-May-18 07:44:52

He now fancied a lady called Ginny
Whose laughter could sound a bit tinny
Her mouth opened wide
Her tonsils Ken spied
But he just didn`t like her horsy whinny

Still the day was yet very young

travelsafar Wed 16-May-18 07:47:51

Still the day was yet very young
So let's go have some fun

FarNorth Wed 16-May-18 08:38:32

Still the day was yet very young
So let's go have some fun
A picnic was packed

Barberdice Wed 16-May-18 09:57:20

Still the day was yet very young
So let's go have some fun
A picnic was packed
A car they hijacked

Squiffy Wed 16-May-18 10:19:23

Still the day was yet very young
So let's go have some fun
A picnic was packed
A car they hijacked
And drove off doing nearly a ton.

Now Ken was not a good driver

henetha Wed 16-May-18 11:07:04

Now Ken was not a good driver
And also a bit of a skiver

travelsafar Wed 16-May-18 11:38:46

Now Ken was not a good driver
And also a bit of a skiver
He caused no end of road rage

JackyB Wed 16-May-18 11:49:09

Now Ken was not a good driver
And also a bit of a skiver
He caused no end of road rage
With kids half his age

Squiffy Wed 16-May-18 13:17:21

Now Ken was not a good driver
And also a bit of a skiver
He caused no end of road rage
With kids half his age
So he bought them off with a fiver.

Sometimes this mean trick didn't work

Panache Wed 16-May-18 15:14:22

Sometimes this mean trick didn't work
Especially with folk who usually shirk

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