LIMERICKS 4

Sometimes this mean trick didn't work
Especially with folk who usually shirk
He enveigled poor Ginny

Sometimes this mean trick didn't work
Especially with folk who usually shirk
He enveigled poor Ginny
Who was so tall and skinny

Sometimes this mean trick didn't work
Especially with folk who usually shirk
He enveigled poor Ginny
Who was so tall and skinny
All Ken managed to do was smirk.

Ken was oh such a narcissist

Ken was oh such a narcissist
So Ginny left but was not missed

Ken was oh such a narcissist
So Ginny left but was not missed
So all was not bliss

Ken was oh such a narcissist
So Ginny left but was not missed
So all was not bliss
Till he met gorgeous Fliss

Ken was oh such a narcissist
So Ginny left but was not missed
So all was not bliss
Till he met gorgeous Fliss
Round her finger Ken she could twist.

Their friendship blossomed and grew

Their friendship blossomed and grew
They even bought a pet gnu

Their friendship blossomed and grew
They even bought a pet gnu
They are still going strong

Their friendship blossomed and grew
They even bought a pet gnu
They are still going strong
Nothing yet's gone wrong

They were still going strong
Then something went wrong
Oh my what a todo

Their friendship blossomed and grew
They even bought a pet gnu
They are still going strong
Nothing yet's gone wrong
It must be a love that's so true.

A baker produced a meringue

A baker produced a meringue
And sent it by post to Penang

A baker produced a meringue
And sent it by post to Penang
A mouse intervened.

A baker produced a meringue
And sent it by post to Penang
A mouse intervened
It was truly a fiend

A baker produced a meringue
And sent it by post to Penang
A mouse intervened
It was truly a fiend
But set off the trap with a twang

The trap was then baited with cheese

The trap was then baited with cheese
So the mouse crept along on his knees

The trap was then baited with cheese
So the mouse crept along on his knees
With a short piece of wire

The trap was then baited with cheese
So the mouse crept along on his knees
With a short piece of wire
And sadly it just did "expire"

The trap was then baited with cheese
So the mouse crept along on his knees
With a short piece of wire
And sadly it just did "expire"
That's what happens when you don't say 'please'.

My aunt had a pink pig for a pet

My aunt had a pink pig for a pet
Who one dat she took to the vet

Oh dear - one DAY!

My aunt had a pink pig for a pet
Who one day she took to the vet
The pig wriggled and squealed

My aunt had a pink pig for a pet
Who one day she took to the vet
The pig wriggled and squealed
Indeed would it ever get healed

My aunt had a pink pig for a pet
Who one day she took to the vet
The pig wriggled and squealed
Indeed would it ever get healed
I'm quite sure it hasn't, not yet.

I wish that I could be a monkey