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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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Squiffy Fri 18-May-18 10:02:10

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree

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henetha Fri 18-May-18 11:37:57

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree,
I'd chew on them first

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Bellanonna Fri 18-May-18 11:41:50

I wish that I could be a monkey
A great ape, all furry and chunky

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Bellanonna Fri 18-May-18 11:42:57

Oops didn’t turn page Having said that, though, first two lines must rhyme. I’ll pass on this one ....

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Squiffy Fri 18-May-18 12:18:51

Bella I think most of us have done that! smile

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree,
I'd chew on them first
And then do my worst

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FarNorth Fri 18-May-18 14:55:53

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree,
I'd chew on them first
And then do my worst
But what would I have for my tea?

Bananas could really go down well

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Panache Fri 18-May-18 16:48:00

Bananas could really go down well
I love their very wholesome smell

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Squiffy Fri 18-May-18 17:47:50

Bananas could really go down well
I love their very wholesome smell
Together with cream
They go down a dream

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Squiffy Fri 18-May-18 17:48:18

(Sorry, got carried away blush)

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Moneyboss Fri 18-May-18 18:47:35

Bananas could really go down well
I love their very wholesome smell
Together with cream
They go down a dream
But please can I have nuts as well

A squirrel sat beside me waiting

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FarNorth Fri 18-May-18 19:55:15

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating

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travelsafar Sun 20-May-18 08:00:17

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating
It was a nest so warm and cosy

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Panache Sun 20-May-18 08:33:13

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating
It was a nest so warm and cosy
The squirrel so very nosy

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henetha Sun 20-May-18 10:09:32

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating
It was a nest so warm and cosy
The squirrel so very nosy,
But he didn't see the trap that I was baiting!

I'd like to be a beautiful bride

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Panache Sun 20-May-18 10:44:24

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride

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FarNorth Sun 20-May-18 14:34:58

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride
The groom oh so hunky

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travelsafar Sun 20-May-18 17:14:53

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride
The groom oh so hunky
He's also so funky

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Squiffy Sun 20-May-18 17:34:01

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride
The groom oh so hunky
He's also so funky
I'd be pleased to be by his side.

Alas, I was pipped to the post

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Panache Sun 20-May-18 18:41:45

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast

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Barberdice Sun 20-May-18 20:22:54

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast
I'm a much better catch

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Panache Sun 20-May-18 20:26:53

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast
I'm a much better catch
In fact a darn good match

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Jangran99 Sun 20-May-18 21:32:44

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast
I'm a much better catch
In fact a darn good match
That other? She can't even make toast!

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum

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FarNorth Sun 20-May-18 21:34:08

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum

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Elrel Sun 20-May-18 23:20:17

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum
She said I should always have ready

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travelsafar Mon 21-May-18 07:59:51

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum
She said I should always have ready
Anything eggy or bready!!!

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