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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Panache Wed 12-Dec-18 09:36:58

She said that she had a few pleas,
Thanked me for attention to fleas,
But could she sleep instead
And enjoy dreams in her head
Plus another blanket before she`d freeze!

On awakening she met with a big chappie

henetha Wed 12-Dec-18 10:13:52

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy

FarNorth Wed 12-Dec-18 13:06:40

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy
They frolicked and pranced

Panache Wed 12-Dec-18 17:20:16

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy
They frolicked and pranced
And their frolics advanced

travelsafar Wed 12-Dec-18 18:03:46

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy
They frolicked and pranced
And their frolics advanced
Her shopping list now contains Nappies!!!

All hell breaking out in the news

Panache Wed 12-Dec-18 19:03:49

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews

Jangran99 Wed 12-Dec-18 21:36:36

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews
Well turn off the telly

travelsafar Thu 13-Dec-18 06:47:17

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews
Well turn off the telly
Parliment is just like a melee

FarNorth Thu 13-Dec-18 09:28:40

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews
Well turn off the telly
Parliment is just like a melee
Much worse than the Xmas queues.

There once was a guy on a pony

Panache Thu 13-Dec-18 09:34:24

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney

henetha Thu 13-Dec-18 14:38:43

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney.
His first name was Wayne

Panache Thu 13-Dec-18 18:37:53

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney.
His first name was Wayne
Perhaps questioning his brain

Jangran99 Thu 13-Dec-18 20:43:38

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney.
His first name was Wayne
Perhaps questioning his brain
Turned out he was a

I wish I could be a bit taller

Jangran99 Thu 13-Dec-18 20:44:35

Oops. Turned out he was a !

Jangran99 Thu 13-Dec-18 20:45:53

I’ve done it again. Sorry
The missing word is phony

FarNorth Thu 13-Dec-18 22:36:03

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler

Jangran99 Thu 13-Dec-18 22:55:47

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler
I'd reach that top shelf

travelsafar Fri 14-Dec-18 08:04:34

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler
I'd reach that top shelf
Like Christmas Eve elves!!!

Panache Fri 14-Dec-18 09:59:39

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler
I'd reach that top shelf
Like Christmas Eve elves!!!
Whom don`t much like being smaller!

I wonder what perfection would be like?

Jangran99 Fri 14-Dec-18 18:05:23

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke

Marydoll Fri 14-Dec-18 19:07:25

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke
I long for an angel ?

Jangran99 Fri 14-Dec-18 23:03:59

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke
I long for an angel ?
But really truth to tell

henetha Sat 15-Dec-18 10:21:43

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke
I long for an angel ?
But really truth to tell
He's quite devilish when riding his bike.

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?

Panache Sat 15-Dec-18 11:19:48

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?

FarNorth Sat 15-Dec-18 22:43:09

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?
Will I run round the block?

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