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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Jangran99 Sat 15-Dec-18 22:47:01

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?
Will I run round the block?
Give the neighbours a shock

henetha Sun 16-Dec-18 10:15:58

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?
Will I run round the block?
Give the neighbours a shock
Waving my baubles at them as I play.

There's a fairy on top of my tree

Panache Sun 16-Dec-18 10:17:42

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty

FarNorth Sun 16-Dec-18 14:08:36

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty
She's trilling a song

JoyBloggs Sun 16-Dec-18 14:14:10

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty
She's trilling a song
But looks a bit wrong

Jangran99 Sun 16-Dec-18 14:34:37

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty
She's trilling a song
But looks a bit wrong
Her wand looks all squinty to me!?

There once was an elf on a shelf

FarNorth Sun 16-Dec-18 17:19:07

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"

Panache Sun 16-Dec-18 17:19:11

There once was an elf on a shelf
Frowned at with a great deal of stealth

Jangran99 Sun 16-Dec-18 20:16:58

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"
I could do with someone

Marydoll Sun 16-Dec-18 20:27:56

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"
I could do with someone
'Cos I'm here all alone

Jangran99 Sun 16-Dec-18 22:36:09

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"
I could do with someone
'Cos I'm here all alone
I need someone to pull out this skelf ( splinter)

If Santa had only just thought

Marydoll Sun 16-Dec-18 23:09:54

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought

Jangran99 Mon 17-Dec-18 00:00:04

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought
He'd have known it was better

Bellanonna Mon 17-Dec-18 06:59:14

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought
He'd have known it was better
To read each child’s letter

Panache Mon 17-Dec-18 09:09:12

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought
He'd have known it was better
To read each child’s letter
So as not to leave them distraught

Riding in on style in his motorcade

henetha Mon 17-Dec-18 09:59:21

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed

henetha Tue 18-Dec-18 09:46:07

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed,
With his parcels of presents

MissAdventure Tue 18-Dec-18 09:59:58

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed,
With his parcels of presents
And his two pets, the pheasants

Elrel Tue 18-Dec-18 21:52:49

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed,
With his parcels of presents
And his two pets, the pheasants
Sat on the eggs they had laid.

There was a bright star in the sky

travelsafar Wed 19-Dec-18 08:35:23

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye

MissAdventure Wed 19-Dec-18 08:37:18

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye
They all said "oh blimey!"

henetha Wed 19-Dec-18 10:43:56

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye
They all said "oh blimey!"
"It's rather untimely,

Elrel Wed 19-Dec-18 13:33:25

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye
They all said "oh blimey!"
"It's rather untimely,
We must Gold, Myrrh and Frankincense buy!'

Elrel Wed 19-Dec-18 13:35:53

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,

travelsafar Wed 19-Dec-18 13:58:34

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'

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