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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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FarNorth Wed 19-Dec-18 23:20:59

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
I need Xmas cheer

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MissAdventure Wed 19-Dec-18 23:46:02

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
I need Xmas cheer
So give me a beer!

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travelsafar Thu 20-Dec-18 07:53:38

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
Please can i have a lift?

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Jangran99 Thu 20-Dec-18 07:57:27

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
I need Xmas cheer
So give me a beer!
It's freezing out here on the snow!

My toes are so chilly and numb

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henetha Thu 20-Dec-18 10:50:54

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum

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FarNorth Thu 20-Dec-18 12:59:03

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum
So a small Christmas pud

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Elrel Thu 20-Dec-18 13:11:29

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum
So a small Christmas pud
Would really taste good

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FarNorth Fri 21-Dec-18 00:36:44

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum
So a small Christmas pud
Would really taste good
Oh, go on now. Please be a chum.

Well Santa is such a nice bloke

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Dec-18 07:09:37

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke

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JoyBloggs Fri 21-Dec-18 09:01:59

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke
He wants and he raves

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henetha Fri 21-Dec-18 12:07:24

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke
He wants and he raves
And really misbehaves

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Dec-18 12:44:39

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke
He wants and he raves
And really misbehaves
This Christmas delivery is no joketchsmile

I know what I want in my stocking

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JoyBloggs Fri 21-Dec-18 19:40:11

Santa RANTS and raves...tchblush

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FarNorth Fri 21-Dec-18 19:47:48

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking

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henetha Sat 22-Dec-18 09:54:17

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking
A George Clooney look-alike

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Dec-18 00:29:15

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking
A George Clooney look-alike
My knees would go all jellylike

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travelsafar Sun 23-Dec-18 08:38:30

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking
A George Clooney look-alike
My knees would go all jellylike
My behaviour would be very shocking!!

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Dec-18 08:44:32

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip

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henetha Sun 23-Dec-18 10:31:56

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip,
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip,
Don't end up in A & E

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travelsafar Sun 23-Dec-18 11:15:31

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip,
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip,
Don't end up in A & E
Oh my gosh how busy will that place be!!!

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Elrel Sun 23-Dec-18 11:45:51

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip,
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip,
Don't end up in A & E
Oh my gosh how busy will that place be!!!
I'll use ski poles, they even look hip!

Christmas bells will ring and jingle

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travelsafar Sun 23-Dec-18 11:58:35

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle

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henetha Mon 24-Dec-18 10:19:29

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle
Children's laughter rings out

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MissAdventure Mon 24-Dec-18 12:43:26

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle
Children's laughter rings out
And I may eat a sprout!

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travelsafar Mon 24-Dec-18 14:10:06

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle
Children's laughter rings out
And I may eat a christmas sprout!
But that may only be a one single !!!

sunshine and frost a sight to behold

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