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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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MissAdventure Mon 24-Dec-18 14:13:52

sunshine and frost a sight to behold
Its lovely but oh! Ain't it cold?

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Dec-18 21:40:41

sunshine and frost a sight to behold
Its lovely but oh! Ain't it cold?
You slide and you slip

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travelsafar Mon 24-Dec-18 22:29:44

sunshine and frost a sight to behold
Its lovely but oh! Ain't it cold?
You slide and you slip
Watch out you dont trip

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FarNorth Tue 25-Dec-18 20:21:55

sunshine and frost a sight to behold
Its lovely but oh! Ain't it cold?
You slide and you slip
Watch out you don't trip
Or I may say "So you were told!"

I sit by a bright roaring blaze

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Jangran99 Tue 25-Dec-18 23:06:40

I sit by a bright roaring blaze
And my eyes are beginning to haze

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henetha Wed 26-Dec-18 10:43:22

I sit by a bright roaring blaze
And my eyes are beginning to haze
Maybe that's the gin

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Dec-18 10:46:39

I sit by a bright roaring blaze
And my eyes are beginning to haze
Maybe that's the gin
The room's starting to spin

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FarNorth Wed 26-Dec-18 14:48:16

I sit by a bright roaring blaze
And my eyes are beginning to haze
Maybe that's the gin
The room's starting to spin
This has been the weirdest of days!

There's all sorts of stuff on TV

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Dec-18 23:24:51

There's all sorts of stuff on TV
But not much of interest to me

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Barberdice Thu 27-Dec-18 01:45:58

There's all sorts of stuff on TV
But not much of interest to me
I'll wait for The Chase

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travelsafar Thu 27-Dec-18 07:37:20

There's all sorts of stuff on TV
But not much of interest to me
I'll wait for The Chase
Not much else I can face

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Dec-18 07:47:48

There's all sorts of stuff on TV
But not much of interest to me
I'll wait for The Chase
Not much else I can face
That wakes up my brainbox you see.

But soon there's the return of "Cold Feet"

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henetha Thu 27-Dec-18 10:58:56

But soon there's the return of "Cold Feet",
I really love this, what a treat!

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Dec-18 16:37:41

But soon there's the return of "Cold Feet",
I really love this, what a treat!
I’ve watched it for years

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travelsafar Fri 28-Dec-18 07:49:24

But soon there's the return of "Cold Feet",
I really love this, what a treat!
I’ve watched it for years
The first series caused tears

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henetha Fri 28-Dec-18 10:13:14

But soon there's the return of "Cold Feet",
I really love this, what a treat!
I’ve watched it for years
The first series caused tears
It's great now and cannot be beat!

And what about Dancing on Ice?

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Jangran99 Fri 28-Dec-18 22:44:00

And what about Dancing on Ice?
I'd like to, but here's my advice

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travelsafar Sat 29-Dec-18 08:56:05

And what about Dancing on Ice?
I'd like to, but here's my advice
Wear pads on your elbows and knees

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henetha Sat 29-Dec-18 11:04:49

And what about Dancing on Ice?
I'd like to, but here's my advice
Wear pads on your elbows and knees
And try to avoid nearby trees

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Elrel Sat 29-Dec-18 12:31:22

And what about Dancing on Ice?
I'd like to, but here's my advice
Wear pads on your elbows and knees
And try to avoid nearby trees
And pads on your bum would be wise!

We went to a family party

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travelsafar Sat 29-Dec-18 14:36:09

We went to a family party
All perfectly hale and hearty

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Jangran99 Sat 29-Dec-18 14:41:19

We went to a family party
All perfectly hale and hearty
We were having a blast

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Elrel Sat 29-Dec-18 18:44:58

We went to a family party
All perfectly hale and hearty
We were having a blast
The music was fast

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henetha Mon 31-Dec-18 10:55:01

We went to a family party
All perfectly hale and hearty
We were having a blast
The music was fast
But Granny was dressed rather tarty.

Today is the last day of the year

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travelsafar Mon 31-Dec-18 12:36:54

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear

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