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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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travelsafar Sun 13-Jan-19 06:20:08

Tomorrow I’ll swim in the sea
Afraid that's too chilly for me
My nose would be blue !!

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henetha Sun 13-Jan-19 10:34:58

Tomorrow I’ll swim in the sea
Afraid that's too chilly for me
My nose would be blue !!
And I'd catch beastly Flu

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Panache Sun 13-Jan-19 12:19:39

Tomorrow I’ll swim in the sea
Afraid that's too chilly for me
My nose would be blue !!
And I'd catch beastly Flu
But the joy is, I will then feel free

The message of Spring is all around

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FarNorth Sun 13-Jan-19 12:52:17

The message of Spring is all around
But wait! There's snow upon the ground

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Jan-19 16:30:39

The message of Spring is all around
But wait! There's snow upon the ground
So I'll neer cast a cloot

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Jan-19 09:03:58

The message of Spring is all around
But wait! There's snow upon the ground
So I'll neer cast a cloot
Till at last May is oot

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Panache Mon 14-Jan-19 11:41:37

The message of Spring is all around
But wait! There's snow upon the ground
So I'll neer cast a cloot
Till at last May is oot
With sunshine warm so surely found

The central heating is in full swing

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Jan-19 23:09:55

The central heating is in full swing
There’s a while to go till the start of Spring

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Jan-19 23:11:54

The central heating is in full swing
There’s a while to go till the start of Spring
So don a woolly jumper

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BradfordLass72 Tue 15-Jan-19 07:28:40

The central heating is in full swing
There’s a while to go till the start of Spring
So don a woolly jumper
Knit with 4-ply, or plumper

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jan-19 07:45:31

The central heating is in full swing
There’s a while to go till the start of Spring
So don a woolly jumper
Knit with 4-ply, or plumper
Or even a vest knit with string!

I remember when I had my own teeth,

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travelsafar Tue 15-Jan-19 08:31:24

I remember when I had my own teeth
And they didn't give me any grief!!!

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jan-19 09:22:27

I remember when I had my own teeth
And they didn't give me any grief!!!
Now they're made of pink plastic

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FarNorth Tue 15-Jan-19 09:23:59

I remember when I had my own teeth
And they didn't give me any grief!!!
Now they're made of pink plastic
But still, it's fantastic

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jan-19 09:52:18

I remember when I had my own teeth
And they didn't give me any grief!!!
Now they're made of pink plastic
But still, it's fantastic
'cause now I'll have them to bequeath??

I enjoy a light-hearted thread

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henetha Tue 15-Jan-19 09:57:31

I enjoy a light-hearted thread
As a change from politics, - enough said!

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Bellanonna Tue 15-Jan-19 10:37:12

I enjoy a light-hearted thread
As a change from politics, - enough said!
Some make us smile

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Panache Tue 15-Jan-19 10:46:14

I enjoy a light-hearted thread
As a change from politics, - enough said!
Some make us smile
Which is always worth while

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travelsafar Tue 15-Jan-19 15:39:44

I enjoy a light-hearted thread
As a change from politics, - enough said!
Some make us smile
Which is always worth while
Some raise a chuckle before bed!!

I want to wish upon a star

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BradfordLass72 Tue 15-Jan-19 18:15:22

I want to wish upon a star
Or planet, be it near or far

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jan-19 19:09:59

I want to wish upon a star
Or planet, be it near or far
But clouds are thick

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FarNorth Tue 15-Jan-19 22:46:21

I want to wish upon a star
Or planet, be it near or far
But clouds are thick
So I'll be quick

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henetha Wed 16-Jan-19 11:07:36

I want to wish upon a star
Or planet, be it near or far
But clouds are thick
So I'll be quick
And send my wish by Uber car.

I bought some solar powered lights

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Panache Wed 16-Jan-19 12:48:10

I bought some solar powered lights
Thinking and planning for our nights

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Jan-19 13:30:10

I bought some solar powered lights
Thinking and planning for our nights
They weren’t much fun

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