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FarNorth Sat 29-Sep-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

FarNorth Wed 16-Jan-19 22:02:42

I bought some solar powered lights
Thinking and planning for our nights
They weren’t much fun
Due to absence of sun

Panache Thu 17-Jan-19 14:24:57

I bought some solar powered lights
Thinking and planning for our nights
They weren’t much fun
Due to absence of sun
So in fact they gave us several plights!

The Holiday Brochure makes for fine browsing

craftergran Thu 17-Jan-19 14:32:36

The Holiday Brochure makes for fine browsing
And a tent in a field is excellent housing

Jangran99 Thu 17-Jan-19 15:09:03

The Holiday Brochure makes for fine browsing
And a tent in a field is excellent housing
So that will do for us

Elrel Thu 17-Jan-19 16:34:06

The Holiday Brochure makes for fine browsing
And a tent in a field is excellent housing
So that will do for us
We'll drive in our old bus

FarNorth Thu 17-Jan-19 21:51:01

The Holiday Brochure makes for fine browsing
And a tent in a field is excellent housing
So that will do for us
We'll drive in our old bus
Bung the tent up and start our carousing!

Are we set on a course for No Deal?

Bellanonna Thu 17-Jan-19 23:06:18

Are we set on a course for No Deal?
Such an outcome would have little appeal

Jangran99 Thu 17-Jan-19 23:20:06

Are we set on a course for No Deal?
Such an outcome would have little appeal
But if all else should fail

henetha Fri 18-Jan-19 10:40:43

Are we set on a course for No Deal?
Such an outcome would have little appeal
But if all else should fail
At least we're out of jail

Elrel Fri 18-Jan-19 13:50:19

Are we set on a course for No Deal?
Such an outcome would have little appeal
But if all else should fail
At least we're out of jail
Though many don't know what to feel.

There once was a charming blond prince

Jangran99 Fri 18-Jan-19 16:18:52

There once was a charming blond prince
Who hasn’t been heard of since

henetha Sat 19-Jan-19 10:32:52

There once was a charming blond prince
Who hasn’t been heard of since
He gave up his title

Jangran99 Sat 19-Jan-19 22:46:02

There once was a charming blond prince
Who hasn’t been heard of since
He gave up his title
Saying “It’s really not vital”

henetha Sun 20-Jan-19 11:15:04

There once was a charming blond prince
Who hasn’t been heard of since
He gave up his title
Saying “It’s really not vital”
"I don't like caviar, much prefer mince".

So he moved to a rent controlled flat

Elrel Sun 20-Jan-19 12:02:17

So he moved to a rent controlled flat
With Tigger, his fine ginger cat,

Jangran99 Sun 20-Jan-19 14:51:22

So he moved to a rent controlled flat
With Tigger, his fine ginger cat,

Jangran99 Sun 20-Jan-19 14:52:26

So he moved to a rent controlled flat
With Tigger, his fine ginger cat,
His neighbours agreed

FarNorth Sun 20-Jan-19 16:26:16

So he moved to a rent controlled flat
With Tigger, his fine ginger cat,
His neighbours agreed
They never had see'd

travelsafar Mon 21-Jan-19 08:06:15

So he moved to a rent controlled flat
With Tigger, his fine ginger cat,
His neighbours agreed
They never had see'd
Such a great killer of rats!!!

Old Meg had a terrible cold

Bellanonna Mon 21-Jan-19 09:11:08

Old Meg had a terrible cold
But alas she just wouldn’t be told

JoyBloggs Mon 21-Jan-19 09:43:56

Old Meg had a terrible cold
But alas she just wouldn’t be told
To wear a warm vest

henetha Mon 21-Jan-19 10:19:07

Old Meg had a terrible cold
But alas she just wouldn’t be told
To wear a warm vest
And get plenty of rest

JoyBloggs Mon 21-Jan-19 10:33:21

Old Meg had a terrible cold
But alas she just wouldn’t be told
To wear a warm vest
And get plenty of rest
Now she's off to Stow-on-the-Wold!

One day at the start of the year

FarNorth Mon 21-Jan-19 20:03:39

One day at the start of the year
Bert decided to read through King Lear

Jangran99 Mon 21-Jan-19 20:25:29

One day at the start of the year
Bert decided to read through King Lear
But studying the Bard

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