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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Elrel Mon 18-Feb-19 18:41:04

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll
Was famed o'er the land for her smile
She danced reel and strathspey

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FarNorth Mon 18-Feb-19 19:44:15

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll
Was famed o'er the land for her smile
She danced reel and strathspey
In a most lively way

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Jangran99 Mon 18-Feb-19 22:44:16

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll
Was famed o'er the land for her smile
She danced reel and strathspey
In a most lively way
All who watched her, she did beguile.

A handsome young rake from Dundee

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Bellanonna Mon 18-Feb-19 22:48:04

A handsome young rake from Dundee
Went in search of a new wife-to-be

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MissAdventure Mon 18-Feb-19 23:37:31

A handsome young rake from Dundee
Went in search of a new wife-to-be
He dangled his sporran

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henetha Tue 19-Feb-19 10:17:30

A handsome young rake from Dundee
Went in search of a new wife-to-be
He dangled his sporran
Which he bought in Lochcarron

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Panache Tue 19-Feb-19 10:44:34

A handsome young rake from Dundee
Went in search of a new wife-to-be
He dangled his sporran
Which he bought in Lochcarron
Thus it gained him a great new wifee

Trekking the highlands knee high in heather

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Jangran99 Tue 19-Feb-19 14:55:02

Trekking the highlands knee high in heather
Eaten by midgies whatever the weather

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henetha Wed 20-Feb-19 10:27:16

Trekking the highlands knee high in heather
Eaten by midgies whatever the weather
I screamed and fell into a bog

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Jangran99 Wed 20-Feb-19 19:46:31

Trekking the highlands knee high in heather
Eaten by midgies whatever the weather
I screamed and fell into a bog
In a thick and murky fog

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henetha Thu 21-Feb-19 10:45:23

Trekking the highlands knee high in heather
Eaten by midgies whatever the weather
I screamed and fell into a bog
In a thick and murky fog
Now I'm covered in mud and all of a blether!

So I'm heading to Glasgow tonight

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Feb-19 08:27:48

So I'm heading to Glasgow tonight
A city with much to delight

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henetha Fri 22-Feb-19 10:17:27

So I'm heading to Glasgow tonight
A city with much to delight,
I'll wear my best trews

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Panache Fri 22-Feb-19 12:28:13

So I'm heading to Glasgow tonight
A city with much to delight,
I'll wear my best trews
That should blow a fuse!

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Marydoll Fri 22-Feb-19 19:17:19

So I'm heading to Glasgow tonight
A city with much to delight,
I'll wear my best trews
That should blow a fuse!
And give the natives a fright.

I'll go for a wee dram of Grouse

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Feb-19 19:23:44

I'll go for a wee dram of Grouse
And with my mates I’ll carouse

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Marydoll Fri 22-Feb-19 19:26:29

I'll go for a wee dram of Grouse
And with my mates I’ll carouse
I'll hopefully not get too stoatious

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Feb-19 19:31:32

I'll go for a wee dram of Grouse
And with my mates I’ll carouse
I'll hopefully not get too stoatious
Or too arabotious

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Marydoll Fri 22-Feb-19 19:37:00

I'll go for a wee dram of Grouse
And with my mates I’ll carouse
I'll hopefully not get too stoatious
Or too arabotious
In a rowdy, Glesca alehouse.

I'll keep an eye out for the Polis

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Feb-19 19:45:06

I'll keep an eye out for the Polis
While we drink a wee deoch-an- doris

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Marydoll Fri 22-Feb-19 21:53:11

I'll keep an eye out for the Polis
While we drink a wee deoch-an- doris
We'll drink till we're sloshed

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Feb-19 22:52:43

I'll keep an eye out for the Polis
While we drink a wee deoch-an- doris
We'll drink till we're sloshed
Inhibitions all quashed

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Marydoll Fri 22-Feb-19 23:05:37

With my bestie pal, wee Norris

There's a man in my head with a big hammer

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Bellanonna Sat 23-Feb-19 08:46:26

(That was brilliant, you two!!)

There’s a man in my head with a big hammer
It’s altered my voice to a stammer

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Jangran99 Sat 23-Feb-19 08:52:25

There’s a man in my head with a big hammer
It’s altered my voice to a stammer
My eyesight is blurred

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