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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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callgirl1 Mon 05-Aug-19 21:23:15

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down to the pub for a fight?
Can`t wrench myself from Gransnet!
There might be a fight on here yet

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BradfordLass72 Mon 05-Aug-19 21:27:00

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down to the pub for a fight?
Can`t wrench myself from Gransnet!
There might be a fight on here yet
When someone insist THEY are right

I've laughed at the new thread on 'moaning'

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Bellanonna Mon 05-Aug-19 21:27:28

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down to the pub for a fight?
Can`t wrench myself from Gransnet!
There might be a fight on here yet
But not on the Limericks site

I’ve decided to sail to the East

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Bellanonna Mon 05-Aug-19 21:28:48

Ooh, sorry
I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 05-Aug-19 21:54:42

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning

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FarNorth Mon 05-Aug-19 22:39:11

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning
Unreasonable? Not me

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 05-Aug-19 23:49:07

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning
Unreasonable? Not me
Limericks. Whoopee!

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 00:01:55

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning
Unreasonable? Not me
Limericks. Whoopee!
I could easily keep playing till morning.

Good grief, it's midnight already

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 00:08:05

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 00:11:51

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy
I must hear the news

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Amagran Tue 06-Aug-19 01:12:34

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy
I must hear the news
It will just blow your fuse

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henetha Tue 06-Aug-19 10:23:47

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy
I must hear the news
It will just blow your fuse
A stiff drink will help you keep steady.

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 10:37:42

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine

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Minniemoo Tue 06-Aug-19 10:40:28

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine
It makes me feel giddy

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 11:59:21

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine
It makes me feel giddy
That's good because the news is really sh...ty

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Amagran Tue 06-Aug-19 12:47:31

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine
It makes me feel giddy
That's good because the news is really sh...ty
Sobriety can wait down the line

How gentle and stress free this thread is

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FarNorth Tue 06-Aug-19 13:53:11

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 13:58:40

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies
It uses the grey matter

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Amagran Tue 06-Aug-19 14:05:51

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies
It uses the grey matter
With light-hearted patter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Aug-19 15:37:19

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies
It uses the grey matter
With light-hearted patter
It's almost as good as a quiz.

I've decided to sail to the East

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 16:48:40

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast

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Grannycool52 Tue 06-Aug-19 17:08:54

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 17:25:40

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 17:26:28

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis
Cooked on hibachis

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 18:08:57

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis
Cooked on hibachis
I just know my waistline's going to be increased.

I set sail again but where next to go?

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