Limericks 8

I set sail again but where next to go?
A cruise perhaps down the River Po

I set sail again but where next to go?
A cruise perhaps down the River Po
Or maybe Shanghai

I set sail again but where next to go?
A cruise perhaps down the River Po
Or maybe Shanghai
Or India for a 'chai'?

I set sail again but where next to go?
A cruise perhaps down the River Po
Or maybe Shanghai
Or India for a 'chai'?
Or America for their sourdough

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli
And open a very smart deli

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli
I hope I'm not overly smelly

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli
Where I'll be stuck in front of the telly

... thank you Bellanonna

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli
And open a very smart deli
Selling homemade chutney

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli
And open a very smart deli
Selling homemade chutney
From Cardiff to Putney

But then I’ll go back to Pwllheli
And open a very smart deli
Selling homemade chutney
From Cardiff to Putney
Not forgetting my cranberry jelly

I’ll then open several more stores

I’ll then open several more stores
Round every part of our shores

I’ll then open several more stores
Round every part of our shores
Selling really posh nosh

I’ll then open several more stores
Round every part of our shores
Selling really posh nosh
It will make me a lot of dosh

I’ll then open several more stores
Round every part of our shores
Selling really posh nosh
It will make me a lot of dosh
So I can spend more time outdoors.

My love is diving under the sea

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea

My love is diving under the sea
I'm very sure that you will agree

Sorry Minniemoo?

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea
He'll catch us a fish

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea
He'll catch us a fish
And I'll make a wish

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea
He`ll catch us a fish
Well, that is my wish,

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea
He'll catch us a fish
And I'll make a wish
For a big glass of chablis

My wish didn't come true

My love is diving under the sea
As I sit drinking my cup of tea
He'll catch us a fish
And I'll make a wish
That he'll always be with me.

We'll make a great team, I'm sure

From WOODMOUSE
My wish didn't come true
And so without more ado

My wish didn't come true
And so without more ado
I'm off to the pub

My wish didn't come true
And so without more ado
I'm off to the pub
For some of their grub