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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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henetha Tue 13-Aug-19 10:51:44

Our dream home has been lost
No time to count the cost
We'll start the search again
For our own little den
We can't agree, so a coin we've tossed.

Perhaps go on Escape To The Country?

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 13-Aug-19 11:25:21

Perhaps go on Escape To The Country?
They could find us one cheap but funky

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 15:09:39

Perhaps go on Escape to the Country?
They could find us one cheap but funky
So exciting to appear on tele

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Aug-19 15:27:17

Perhaps go on Escape to the Country?
they could us one cheap but funky
So exciting to appear tele
No, no, not on your nelly

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 15:53:40

Perhaps go on Escape to the Country?
they could find us one cheap but funky
So exciting to appear tele
No, no, not on your nelly
I'm afraid my hips are too chunky

I'm determined to go on a diet

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 17:15:07

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 18:11:38

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it
Firstly, you must get in the zone

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Grany Tue 13-Aug-19 18:25:09

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it
Firstly, you must get in the zone
Eat right foods, exercise don't moan

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 20:36:10

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it
Firstly, you must get in the zone
Eat right foods, exercise don't moan
Hey Presto! Pounds will shed after a bit!

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 20:37:36

I'm gonna knit a cardi

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 13-Aug-19 20:52:37

I'm gonna knit a cardi
It's for my little birdie

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BradfordLass72 Tue 13-Aug-19 20:55:32

I'm gonna knit a cardi
It's for my little birdie
And make boots for his feet

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Minniemoo Tue 13-Aug-19 21:02:13

I'm gonna knit a cardi
It's for my little birdie
And make boots for his feet
He's gonna look so sweet

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callgirl1 Tue 13-Aug-19 21:48:16

I`m gonna knit a cardi
It`s for my little birdie
And make boots for his feet
He`s gonna look so sweet
When he`s playing on his hurdy gurdy

What would be your choice of pet?

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 22:56:50

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I'd get

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Minniemoo Tue 13-Aug-19 22:59:20

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I'd get
Handy if you lose your bag

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callgirl1 Tue 13-Aug-19 23:37:32

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I`d get
Handy if you lose your bag
Or need somewhere to keep your fags

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crazyH Wed 14-Aug-19 00:59:04

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I`d get
Handy if you lose your bag
Or need somewhere to keep your fags
Right, my mind is set.

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 07:54:50

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 09:50:01

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!

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henetha Wed 14-Aug-19 10:21:45

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!
Some rum, -more than a tot!

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:40:37

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!
Some rum, -more than a tot!
And a box full of Turkish delights.

But when I get up in the morning

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:44:59

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!
Some rum, -more than a tot!
That should make my sleep reach new heights.

What super power would you like to have?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:47:07

Missed. Must hit refresh whilst I'm composing.

But when I get up in the morning
My head's giving me a stern warning

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 10:51:38

But when I get up in the morning
My head's giving me a stern warning
Cut down on the rum

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