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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 01:05:12

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink
Now just too tired to think,
I think I am losing the tread...head...thre..a…d..

Five days of childcare has taken its toll

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Aug-19 08:19:16

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole

crazyH Sat 10-Aug-19 08:25:24

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole
Try handling my lot

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 08:37:10

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole
Try handling my lot
Aged 8, 5 and tot

henetha Sat 10-Aug-19 10:12:16

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole
Try handling my lot
Aged 8, 5 and tot
I need a break, maybe the north Pole!

I might encounter a polar bear up there

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 10-Aug-19 11:22:46

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 12:31:48

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare
Space enough for us both

Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 14:22:36

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare
Space enough for us both
It's for sure I am loath

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 15:58:12

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare
Space enough for us both
It's for sure I am loath
To sit down for sushi with a hungry bear

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk

Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 16:47:01

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk

MissAdventure Sat 10-Aug-19 16:48:54

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk
A whale did a dance

Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 16:52:23

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk
A whale did a dance
Which began a romance

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Aug-19 16:56:46

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk
A whale did a dance
Which began a romance
They flirted from dawn until dusk.

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage

MissAdventure Sat 10-Aug-19 17:01:12

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige

FarNorth Sat 10-Aug-19 17:16:53

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige
'Give us pink!' was the cry

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 10-Aug-19 17:22:30

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige
'Give us pink!' was the cry
Only got blue was the reply

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 17:31:34

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige
'Give us pink!' was the cry
Only got blue was the reply
You can be rainbow if there's rain dear, said the sage.

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 17:34:12

Oops!

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox

FarNorth Sat 10-Aug-19 17:36:47

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 10-Aug-19 17:45:07

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks
The reindeers were outraged

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 17:53:19

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks
The reindeers were outraged
They hate to be upstaged

FarNorth Sat 10-Aug-19 19:03:10

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks
The reindeers were outraged
They hate to be upstaged
So started to throw giant rocks.

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond

Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 19:29:21

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond

Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 19:34:18

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond
First he must catch 'em

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 10-Aug-19 20:40:20

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond
First he must catch 'em
He mustn't create any mayhem