Limericks 9

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink
Now just too tired to think,
I think I am losing the tread...head...thre..a…d..

Five days of childcare has taken its toll

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole
Try handling my lot

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole
Try handling my lot
Aged 8, 5 and tot

Five days of childcare has taken its toll
And now I just want to dig me a hole
Try handling my lot
Aged 8, 5 and tot
I need a break, maybe the north Pole!

I might encounter a polar bear up there

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare
Space enough for us both

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare
Space enough for us both
It's for sure I am loath

I might encounter a polar bear up there
The sight of me would give it a scare
Space enough for us both
It's for sure I am loath
To sit down for sushi with a hungry bear

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk
A whale did a dance

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk
A whale did a dance
Which began a romance

A narwhal sat crocheting with his twisty tusk
While a talented penguin started to busk
A whale did a dance
Which began a romance
They flirted from dawn until dusk.

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige
'Give us pink!' was the cry

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige
'Give us pink!' was the cry
Only got blue was the reply

Then a herd of reindeer went on the rampage
They were protesting about being beige
'Give us pink!' was the cry
Only got blue was the reply
You can be rainbow if there's rain dear, said the sage.

Oops!

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks
The reindeers were outraged

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks
The reindeers were outraged
They hate to be upstaged

But you need to blend in said an Arctic fox
Even though she had tartan socks
The reindeers were outraged
They hate to be upstaged
So started to throw giant rocks.

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond
First he must catch 'em

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond
First he must catch 'em
He mustn't create any mayhem