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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

Amagran Fri 09-Aug-19 00:24:11

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute
The tiara adds style

Grany Fri 09-Aug-19 08:24:23

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute
The tiara adds style
Making me look quite wild

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Aug-19 10:01:12

I really don't mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute
The tiara adds style
Making me look quite wild
When I walk down the street, drivers hoot.

Then I bumped into a rustic country type

henetha Fri 09-Aug-19 10:11:56

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype

FarNorth Fri 09-Aug-19 10:47:48

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said "Come, see my byre"

Amagran Fri 09-Aug-19 11:02:42

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said "Come, see my byre"
But he didn't light my fire

Grannycool52 Fri 09-Aug-19 11:02:54

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said 'Come see my byre
I'll set your heart on fire'

Grannycool52 Fri 09-Aug-19 11:03:41

Sorry, Anagram! You were first!

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 09-Aug-19 12:21:32

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said "Come, see my byre"
But he didn't light my fire
To him I said, "No thanks, you're full tripe".

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.

FarNorth Fri 09-Aug-19 12:34:25

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing

Jangran99 Fri 09-Aug-19 14:10:32

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing
Our weather's a lottery

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 09-Aug-19 14:43:47

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing
Our weather's a lottery
The forecast's a mockery

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 09-Aug-19 18:13:20

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing
Our weather's a lottery
The forecast's a mockery
I've given up driving and taken up rowing.

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant

Jangran99 Fri 09-Aug-19 18:22:01

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant

MissAdventure Fri 09-Aug-19 18:23:42

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant
But if I write 'trunk'

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 09-Aug-19 18:34:52

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant
But if I write 'trunk'
You'd say I were drunk.

Jangran99 Fri 09-Aug-19 19:03:46

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant
But if I write 'trunk'
You'd say I was drunk.
To finish this limerick, well I can’t

Not every word has a true rhyme

MissAdventure Fri 09-Aug-19 19:05:19

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I'd use 'lager and lime'

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 09-Aug-19 19:10:09

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I'd use 'lager and lime'
Make mine a G+ T please

Amagran Fri 09-Aug-19 20:33:10

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I'd use 'lager and lime'
Make mine a G&T please
With lemon, just a squeeze

callgirl1 Fri 09-Aug-19 23:48:47

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I`d use "lager and lime"
Make mine a G&T please
With lemon, just a squeeze
But only if you have the time

Has everyone now gone to bed?

Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 00:11:43

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 10-Aug-19 00:27:48

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink

Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 00:36:08

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink
Now just too tired to think,