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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Aug-19 09:13:05

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call

henetha Fri 30-Aug-19 10:37:49

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call
Then a tequila shot

FarNorth Fri 30-Aug-19 12:45:39

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call
Then a tequila shot
And whatever you've got

crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 14:30:24

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call
Then a tequila shot
And whatever you've got
I'm we're gonna have a ball.

But all pleasure comes at a price

Grannycool52 Fri 30-Aug-19 14:58:00

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!

crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 15:07:53

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
It will be bed and coffee

Jangran99 Fri 30-Aug-19 15:07:55

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
Vision all blurry

crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 17:27:32

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
Vision all blurry
Tongue all furry

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 30-Aug-19 21:13:49

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
Vision all blurry
Tongue all furry
G+T please, and 2 lumps of ice

Time to sober up and gain control

crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 21:17:09

Time to sober up and gain control
It's best go easy on the alcohol

callgirl1 Fri 30-Aug-19 23:01:25

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy

Elrel Fri 30-Aug-19 23:23:55

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy
Your kid doesn’t like it, does he?

Grany Fri 30-Aug-19 23:33:51

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy
Your kid doesn’t like it, does he?
So I've set myself another goal

I think I might take up knitting

callgirl1 Fri 30-Aug-19 23:35:44

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy
Your kid doesn`t like it, does he?
So let`s make sobriety our goal

We`ll drink lemonade and orange juice

callgirl1 Fri 30-Aug-19 23:36:43

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 31-Aug-19 00:44:34

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting
A bobble hat for winter?

crazyH Sat 31-Aug-19 00:48:20

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting
A bobble hat for winter?
The cold to hinder

Jangran99 Sat 31-Aug-19 10:26:59

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting
A bobble hat for winter?
The cold to hinder
While outside the wagons are gritting

A feisty old woman from Tiree

henetha Sat 31-Aug-19 10:29:10

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree

Jangran99 Sat 31-Aug-19 10:32:32

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree
She said, "I'm not tall"

crazyH Sat 31-Aug-19 10:46:55

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree
She said, "I'm not tall"
"What if I fall?"

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 31-Aug-19 17:22:38

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree
She said, "I'm not tall,"
"What if I fall?"
"I may break a few bones or worse, three".

Or perhaps I could try a parachute jump

Jangran99 Sat 31-Aug-19 17:26:06

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump

crazyH Sat 31-Aug-19 18:19:43

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass

MissAdventure Sat 31-Aug-19 18:42:00

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass
And I land on my... bum

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