Limericks 9

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass
And I land on my... bum
I won’t be left with a lump.

What else shall I try for a laff

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath
I’ll eat some

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass
And I land on my... bum
I may not feel quite such a chump.

That lady has moved to Argyll

Oopsie.

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath
I’ll eat some
Oh so treat-some

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath
I’ll eat some
Oh so treat-some
So much better than those in the caff.

I might take a course of wind-surfing

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping
I'll have to be brave

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping
I'll have to be brave
To crest every wave

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping
I'll have to be brave
To crest every wave
And try not to do much sea-slurping.

A nice rest on the beach after that

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat
With the flowers atop

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat
With the flowers atop
To protect my mop

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat
With the flowers atop
To protect my mop
And something to fan away the gnat.

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
"That's so sweet", I said

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I decided to go for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park