Limericks 9

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond
First he must catch 'em
He mustn't create any mayhem
Or be distracted by a polar bear blonde

He decided instead to go fishing

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation ,than wishing

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation ,than wishing
He reels in a whopper

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation, than wishing
He reels in a whopper
A heck of a flopper

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation, than wishing
He reels in a whopper
A heck of a flopper
Then before his very eyes, it was vanishing?

That fish was for my dinner !

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner
His rod grew heavy

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner
His rod grew heavy
So he went for a bevy

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner
His rod grew heavy
So he went for a bevy
So the pub was the winner

Let's get away from this animal drivel

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel
I'm all for high tech

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel
I'm all for high tech
Just needs a big cheque

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel
I'm all for high tech
Just needs a big cheque
But my bank balance is starting to shrivel.

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump
With their pages 'not found'

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump
With their pages 'not found'
I'm beating the ground

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump
With their pages 'not found'
I'm beating the ground
What do they mean by ‘ bump’?

I’m happy with pencil and paper

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper

Ooops
I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper
No buttons to press

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper
No buttons to press
Although I confess

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper
No buttons to press
Although I confess
Wading through dictionaries is a right peasouper

On the subject of technology

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
Thank goodness for online assistance

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
You need persistence