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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:02

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:02

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:02

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:03

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Jangran99 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:54:30

what happened there?grin

I went for a walk in the park
I said I'd be home before dark

callgirl1 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:55:11

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,

henetha Mon 02-Sept-19 10:37:08

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,
Because local louts

crazyH Mon 02-Sept-19 11:05:18

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,
Because local louts
And aggressive touts

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 03-Sept-19 00:44:32

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,
Because local louts
And aggressive touts
Prowl around just like a shark

I'd love to go exploring Space

BradfordLass72 Tue 03-Sept-19 06:42:24

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face

Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 06:54:38

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face
But my ample girth

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Sept-19 08:55:39

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face
But my ample girth
Should stay on planet Earth

henetha Tue 03-Sept-19 09:41:03

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face
But my ample girth
Should stay on planet Earth
With the rest of the human race.

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better

Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 10:38:56

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter

Grannycool52 Tue 03-Sept-19 14:52:40

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter
Chic in a wetsuit

crazyH Tue 03-Sept-19 17:40:23

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter
Chic in a wetsuit
Showing off his webbed foot

callgirl1 Tue 03-Sept-19 17:45:46

Perhaps deep sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter
Chic in a wetsuit
Showing off his ebbed foot
That surely will be so much better

I`d like to bump into a mermaid

crazyH Tue 03-Sept-19 17:53:34

I'd like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 03-Sept-19 18:30:46

I'd like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade
Then dive down below

callgirl1 Tue 03-Sept-19 21:17:18

I`d like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade
Then dive down below
And just go with the flow,

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 03-Sept-19 21:20:23

I`d like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade
Then dive down below
And just go with the flow,
I wish we could stay in this watery glade

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market

Grannycool52 Tue 03-Sept-19 22:04:01

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market
Brought the car but there's nowhere to park it

Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 22:46:05

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market
Brought the car but there's nowhere to park it
It's all double lines

callgirl1 Tue 03-Sept-19 22:52:48

I`m going to shop at the farmers market
Brought the car but there`s nowhere to park it
It`s all double lines
And wardens with fines

crazyH Tue 03-Sept-19 22:55:51

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market
Brought the car but there's nowhere to park it
It's all double lines
No Parking signs

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