Limericks 9

I feel a bit unsettled, I don`t know why,
I`ve a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin`s just called
A new case! I`m enthralled.
I now need a bodyguard, oh my!

I hope he`s the one off the telly

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
Together we'll share a salad

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
we'll share a salad
Sing a romantic ballad

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
we'll share a salad
Sing a romantic ballad
And really give it some welly.

So then we'll get started on spying

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing
My job won't last long

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing
My job won't last long
My head will be gone

So then we`ll get started on spying
But I can`t help gazing and sighing
My job won`t last long
My head will be gone
And on the base of the scaffold will be lying

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun
There won't be much fun

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun
There won't be much fun
'Cos they'll all be dead, what a tragedy.

I'd rather go out with a doctor

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'll be well looked after

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'll be well looked after
With her sensitive hands

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'd be well looked after
With her sensitive hands
On my swollen glands

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'd be well looked after
With her sensitive hands
On my swollen glands
She'll be the perfect profits

Limericks should make us smile

Grrr, predictive text!

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'd be well looked after
With her sensitive hands
On my swollen glands
She'll be the perfect proctor

Limericks should make us smile

Limericks should make us smile
And be written in a numerous style

Predictive text again!!
Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style

Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style
With jokes in abundance

Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style
With jokes in abundance
While I do a bun dance

Limericks should make us smile,
Be written in a humorous style,
With jokes in abundance,
While I do a fun dance,
And leap like a crazy juvenile!

But what if I put out me back?

Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style
With jokes in abundance
While I do a bun dance
To se me they come driving for miles.

Shall we GN start a carnival

We have a new line crazy

But what if I put out me back?