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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

callgirl1 Wed 18-Sep-19 00:07:08

But what if I put out me back?
I`ll have to call out the quack,

Jangran99 Wed 18-Sep-19 00:15:17

But what if I put out me back?
I`ll have to call out the quack,
He'll give good advice

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Sep-19 10:31:45

But what if I put out me back?
I'll have to call out the quack
He'll give good advice
Which will be so nice

crazyH Wed 18-Sep-19 10:39:15

But what if I put out me back?
I'll have to call out the quack
He'll give good advice
Which will be so nice
But I don't fancy being stretched on a rack!

Let's all GNetters form a brass band

BradfordLass72 Wed 18-Sep-19 12:10:28

Let's all GNetters form a brass band
With trombone and trumpet we're grand

crazyH Wed 18-Sep-19 12:12:55

Let's all GNetters form a brass band
With trombone and trumpet we're grand
We'll stomp through the streets

Grannycool52 Wed 18-Sep-19 13:26:18

Let's all GNetters form a brass band
With trombone and trumpet we're grand
We'll stomp through the streets
Marching to the beats

callgirl1 Wed 18-Sep-19 23:53:20

Let`s all GNetters form a brass band
With trombone and trumpet we`re grand
We`ll stomp through the streets
Marching to the beats
Till at the local pub we land.

It`s the conductor`s turn to get a round in,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 19-Sep-19 10:04:13

It's the conductor's turn to get a round in
But sadly, he's brassic, let's rattle the tin

henetha Thu 19-Sep-19 10:13:22

It's the conductor's turn to get a round in
But sadly, he's brassic, let's rattle the tin
So the punters can pay

crazyH Thu 19-Sep-19 13:17:23

It's the conductor's turn to get a round in
But sadly, he's brassic, let's rattle the tin
So the punters can pay
We'll have a great day

callgirl1 Thu 19-Sep-19 21:16:48

It`s the conductor`s turn to get a round in
But sadly, he`s brassic, let`s rattle the tin
Sao the punters can pay
We`ll have a great day
Then go back to making a din!

My hubby was a brass player

MissAdventure Fri 20-Sep-19 00:11:34

My hubby was a brass player
There was none who could play a tune gayer

crazyH Fri 20-Sep-19 01:06:40

My hubby was a brass player
There was none who could play a tune gayer
Terry Wogan joined in

BradfordLass72 Fri 20-Sep-19 09:04:44

My hubby was a brass player
There was none who could play a tune gayer
Terry Wogan joined in
To add to the din

crazyH Fri 20-Sep-19 14:05:33

My hubby was a brass player
There was none who could play a tune gayer
Terry Wogan joined in
To add to the din
And they marched to greet the Mayor.

Last night I took a flight to the moon

Grannycool52 Fri 20-Sep-19 15:09:16

Last night I took a flight to the moon
Then found out there's no return flight till June!

callgirl1 Fri 20-Sep-19 21:02:23

Last night I took a flight to the moon
Then found out there`s no return flight till June!
I booked Thomas Cook,

crazyH Fri 20-Sep-19 21:43:05

Last night I took a flight to the moon
Then found out there`s no return flight till June!
I booked Thomas Cook,
All my savings it took,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Sep-19 08:44:54

Last night I took a flight to the moon
Then found out there's no return flight till June!
I booked Thomas Cook
All my savings it took
And there's nowt to do but sit on this dune.

Will I land back on Earth with a nasty bump?

henetha Sat 21-Sep-19 10:03:04

Will I land back on Earth with a nasty bump?
On my head, or maybe my rump

crazyH Sat 21-Sep-19 17:37:14

Will I land back on Earth with a nasty bump?
On my head, or maybe my rump
Whatever, there'll surely be

Grannycool52 Sat 21-Sep-19 19:51:55

Will I land back on Earth with a nasty bump?
On my head, or maybe my rump
Whatever, there'll surely be
A crew from the BBC

callgirl1 Sat 21-Sep-19 23:57:28

Will I land back on Earth with a nasty bump?
On my head, or maybe my rump
Whatever, there`ll surely be
A crew from the BBC
Asking why I`ve come back to this dump.

There`s no place like home, they say,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Sep-19 08:18:05

There's no place like home, they say,
Just wish it had a view of the bay