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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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FarNorth Wed 25-Sept-19 16:24:45

They came out of the river looking like zombies
And had totally ruined their crombies

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 25-Sept-19 18:19:30

They came out of the river looking like zombies
And had totally ruined their crombies
A total makeover needed

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crazyH Wed 25-Sept-19 21:36:17

They came out of the river looking like zombies
And had totally ruined their crombies
A total makeover needed
Removal of mud, heeded

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callgirl1 Wed 25-Sept-19 21:37:32

They came out of the river looking like zombies
And had totally ruined their crombies
A total makeover needed
But advice wasn`t heeded

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FarNorth Wed 25-Sept-19 22:35:09

They came out of the river looking like zombies
And had totally ruined their crombies
A total makeover needed
Removal of mud, heeded
They went home wearing their combies.

Where can I find a thingmy coloured pink?

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crazyH Wed 25-Sept-19 23:30:28

Where can I find a thingmy coloured pink?
You know what I mean, it has two cups I think

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MissAdventure Wed 25-Sept-19 23:46:52

Where can I find a thingmy coloured pink?
You know what I mean, it has two cups I think
Two cups and a spring?

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crazyH Wed 25-Sept-19 23:51:10

Where can I find a thingmy coloured pink?
You know what I mean, it has two cups I think
Two cups and a spring?
And a clip that goes 'ping'

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FarNorth Thu 26-Sept-19 00:58:08

Where can I find a thingmy coloured pink?
You know what I mean, it has two cups I think
Two cups and a spring?
And a clip that goes 'ping'
My old one has gone on the blink.

I've searched all the markets and shops

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Sept-19 08:22:32

I've searched all the markets and shops
And I'm not one who shops 'til she drops

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 26-Sept-19 09:32:06

I've searched all the markets and shops
And I'm not one who shops 'til she drops
Need a rest and some tea

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henetha Thu 26-Sept-19 09:54:57

I've searched all the markets and shops
And I'm not one who shops 'til she drops
Need a rest and some tea
And then a quick pee

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Sept-19 10:00:34

I've searched all the markets and shops
And I'm not one who shops 'til she drops
Need a rest and some tea
And then a quick pee
Before my full bladder pops!?

I'm giving up watching the news

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crazyH Thu 26-Sept-19 10:02:15

I've searched all the markets and shops
And I'm not one who shops 'til she drops
Need a rest and some tea
And then a quick pee
And back to the shops I'll pop.

There's a fly on the wall I'm trying to swat

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Sept-19 10:07:09

X posts ?

I'm giving up watching the news

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FarNorth Thu 26-Sept-19 10:08:25

I've searched all the markets and shops
And I'm not one who shops 'til she drops
Need a rest and some tea
And then a quick pee
Before my full bladder pops!?

I'm giving up watching the news
The doom and gloom gives me the blues

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crazyH Thu 26-Sept-19 10:13:04

I'm giving up watching the news
The doom and gloom gives me the blues
But the Soyuz launch did lift me up

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Grannycool52 Thu 26-Sept-19 20:27:46

I'm giving up watching the news
The doom and gloom gives me the blues
But the Soyuz launch did lift me up
As a nice glass of wine I did sup

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crazyH Thu 26-Sept-19 21:16:51

I'm giving up watching the news
The doom and gloom gives me the blues
But the Soyuz launch did lift me up
As a nice glass of wine I did sup,
I'm glad I didnt have to join the queues.

Oh I wish I had married a Pilot

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FarNorth Thu 26-Sept-19 21:37:16

Oh I wish I had married a Pilot
Instead of staying single as my lot

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crazyH Thu 26-Sept-19 21:44:24

Oh I wish I had married a Pilot
Instead of staying single as my lot
I would have free flights

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 26-Sept-19 22:57:31

Oh I wish I had married a Pilot
Instead of staying single as my lot
I would have free flights
And be able to see the sights

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Jangran99 Fri 27-Sept-19 00:29:38

Oh I wish I had married a Pilot
Instead of staying single as my lot
I would have free flights
And be able to see the sights
And always be somewhere that's hot.

Remember pounds, shillings and pence

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FarNorth Fri 27-Sept-19 08:35:50

Remember pounds, shillings and pence
My fondness for them is immense

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henetha Fri 27-Sept-19 10:26:48

Remember pounds, shillings and pence
My fondness for them is immense
But we must move on

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