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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Sept-19 10:29:42

Remember pounds, shillings and pence
My fondness for them is immense
But we must move on
Those old days have gone

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FarNorth Fri 27-Sept-19 11:03:18

Remember pounds, shillings and pence
My fondness for them is immense
But we must move on
Those old days have gone
So let us go straight forward hence.

Perhaps I shall by a new hat

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-19 11:22:39

Perhaps I shall buy a new hat
It will be posh, it won't be tat

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 27-Sept-19 12:13:59

Perhaps I shall buy a new hat
It will be posh, it won't be tat
Big brim or small?

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Grannycool52 Fri 27-Sept-19 19:04:21

Perhaps I shall buy a new hat
It will be posh, it won't be tat
Big brim or small?
Flat beret, or tall?

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-19 20:15:08

Perhaps I shall buy a new hat
It will be posh, it won't be tat
Big brim or small?
Flat beret, or tall?
I'll have to give this a thought.

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?

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MissAdventure Fri 27-Sept-19 22:40:56

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?
It is rather short, I confess

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Jangran99 Fri 27-Sept-19 23:08:41

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?
It is rather short, I confess
My fat,knobbly knees

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 27-Sept-19 23:39:12

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?
It is rather short, I confess
My fat, knobbly knees
Will feel the breeze

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MissAdventure Fri 27-Sept-19 23:39:40

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?
It is rather short, I confess
My fat,knobbly knees
Go quite blue in the breeze

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MissAdventure Fri 27-Sept-19 23:40:22

Oops!

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-19 23:40:42

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?
It is rather short, I confess
My fat,knobbly knees
I pray no one sees

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 27-Sept-19 23:43:31

Oops - 3 of us !

In the meanwhile, what about my dress?
It is rather short, I confess
My fat, knobbly knees
Will feel the breeze

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crazyH Sat 28-Sept-19 00:10:16

Inthe meanwhile , what about my dress
It is rather short, I confess
My fat, knobbly knees
Will feel the breeze
It will put me to sleep, if you please.

No,no, I've got to be on the ball

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FarNorth Sat 28-Sept-19 00:43:46

No,no, I've got to be on the ball
In case my pal, Boris, should call

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 28-Sept-19 09:02:35

No, no, I've got to be on the ball
In case my pal, Boris, should call
Should I wait by the phone?

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crazyH Sat 28-Sept-19 14:49:26

No, no, I've got to be on the ball
In case my pal, Boris, should call
Should I wait by the phone?
Should I stay all alone?

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Sept-19 20:14:16

No, no, I've got to be on the ball
In case my pal, Boris, should call
Should I wait by the phone?
Should I stay all alone?
While he whoops it up in Westminster Hall

I think I’ll look closer to home

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crazyH Sat 28-Sept-19 20:36:34

I think I'll look closer to home
Or look for a stallion in Rome

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 29-Sept-19 00:39:44

I think I'll look closer to home
Or look for a stallion in Rome
I may meet someone in the park

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FarNorth Sun 29-Sept-19 01:15:07

I think I'll look closer to home
Or look for a stallion in Rome
I may meet someone in the park
It could be such a lark

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henetha Sun 29-Sept-19 11:06:21

I think I'll look closer to home
Or look for a stallion in Rome
I may meet someone in the park
It could be such a lark
I hope he won't look like a garden gnome.

I think I'll hang out with celebrities

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crazyH Sun 29-Sept-19 11:18:03

I think I'll hang out with celebrities
They are always engaged in frivolities

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FarNorth Sun 29-Sept-19 13:41:51

I think I'll hang out with celebrities
They are always engaged in frivolities
I will fit right in

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Grannycool52 Sun 29-Sept-19 15:42:16

I think I'll hang out with celebrities
They are always engaged in facilities
I will fit right in
Holding my tummy tight in

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