Limericks 9

From limericks I’d taken a break
I'd lost the knack of words to make

From limericks I'd taken a break
I'd lost the knack of words to make
Brain cells have flipped

From limericks I'd taken a break
I'd lost the knack of words to make
Brain cells have flipped
The rhythm has slipped

Welcome back Juliet, you’ve been missed!

From limericks I'd taken a break
I'd lost the knack of words to make
Brain cells have flipped
The rhythm has slipped
I found it all too hard to take!

Now you’re back with your great play on words

Now you’re back with your great play on words
You can join all us limerick nerds

Now you’re back with your great play on words
You can join all us limerick nerds
Creating rhymes galore

Now you’re back with your great play on words
You can join all us limerick nerds
Creating rhymes galore
Over words I'll pore

Now you’re back with your great play on words
You can join all us limerick nerds
Creating rhymes galore
Over words I'll pore

Ooops

Now you’re back with your great play on words
You can join all us limerick nerds
Creating rhymes galore
Over words I'll pore
Anything else is strictly for the birds.

There was an old man in Tolpuddle

There was an old man in Tolpuddle
With no one to give him a cuddle

There was an old man from Tolpuddle
With no one to give him a cuddle
So he went out on the pull,

There was an old man from Tolpuddle
With no one to give him a cuddle
So he went out on the pull,
With a heart that was full

There was an old man from Tolpuddle
With no one to give him a cuddle
So he went out on the pull
Enjoyed life to the full

There was an old man in Tolpuddle
Who got himself into an awful muddle

There was an old man from Tolpuddle
With no one to give him a cuddle
So he went out on the pull
Enjoyed life to the full
And he got into terrible trouble.

One of his conquests got pregnant

One of his conquests got pregnant
Her mother was very indignant

One of his conquests got pregnant
Her mother was very indignant
“You’ll make her your wife”

One of his conquests got pregnant
Her mother was very indignant
“You’ll make her your wife”
Or there'll be trouble and strife

One of his conquests got pregnant
Her mother was very indignant
“You’ll make her your wife”
Or there'll be trouble and strife
On you she will now be dependent

A well built young surfer from Oz

A well built young surfer from Oz
Liked to swagger and show off because

A well built young surfer from Oz
Liked to swagger and show off because
His arms had great guns

A well built young surfer from Oz
Like to swagger and show off because
His arms had great guns
Ooh, then there's his buns

A well built young surfer from Oz
Liked to swagger and show off because
His arms had great guns
We stared and then would run

A well built young surfer from Oz
Liked to swagger and show off because
His arms had great guns
We stared and then would run
Perhaps he'd have more luck in Kos

An eager young doctor from Kent

An eager young doctor from Kent
Had a nose that was terribly bent