Limericks 9

I've finished off this limerick - it needed one more line !

I need a super power for tonight
One to power my electric light
I've no bobs for the meter
A candle for a heater
Power's been restored. Everything's alright.

Back to the last limerick...

We're one day ahead of the world
Through outer space we've whirled
To Venus and back
Time for a snack

Power's been restored. Everything's alright.

Back to the last limerick...

We're one day ahead of the world
Through outer space we've whirled
To Venus and back
Time for a snack
Has the Union Jack been unfurled?

Do you think a trip to Mars could be planned

Do you think a trip to Mars could be planned
I've heard its warm and very grand

We're one day ahead of the world
Through outer space we've whirled
To Venus and back
Dodging holes of black

Oops!

Do you think a trip to Mars could be planned
I've heard its warm and very grand
We could picnic en route

Do you think a trip to Mars could be planned
I've heard its warm and very grand
We could picnic en route
With champagne to boot

Do you think a trip to Mars could be planned
I've heard its warm and very grand
We could picnic en route
With champagne to boot
Get ready to take off on my command.

Looks like the journey's going to be rough

Looks like the journey's going to be rough
No worries, tho, cos we're all tough

Looks like the journey's going to be rough
No worries, tho, cos we're all tough
We won't need woollies

Looks like the journey`s going to be rough
No worries, tho, cos we`re all tough
We won`t need woollies
Just food on pulleys

Looks like the journey`s going to be rough
No worries, tho, cos we`re all tough
We won`t need woollies
Just food on pulleys
I hope I don't run out of 'puff'

Now, where has that beautiful warbler gone?

Now where has that beautiful warbler gone?
His singing is really second to none,

Now where has that beautiful warbler gone?
His singing is really second to none,
I miss his wondrous song

Now where has that beautiful warbler gone?
His singing is really second to none,
I miss his wondrous song
And hope it won`t be long

Now where has that beautiful warbler gone?
His singing is really second to none,
I miss his wondrous song
And hope it won't be long
Before he's around again singing to everyone

A new animal arrived at zoo today

A new animal arrived at zoo today
Just what it is, I really can't say

A new animal arrived at zoo today
Just what it is, I really can't say
It's furry with spots

A new animal arrived at zoo today
Just what it is, I really can't say
It's furry with spots
And it’s eating lots

A new animal arrived at zoo today
Just what it is, I really can't say
It's furry with spots
And it’s eating lots
I think I'll keep out of its way.

The keeper, he wasn't too brave

The keeper, he wasn't too brave
He just left it there, in its cave

The keeper, he wasn`t too brave
He just left it there in it`s cave
It needs a nice mate,

The keeper, he wasn`t too brave
He just left it there in it`s cave
It needs a nice mate,
To procreate

The keeper, he wasn't too brave
He just left it there in it's cave
It needs a nice mate,
To procreate
Off it went to the next cave to misbehave!

In six months time an offspring appeared

In six months time an offspring appeared
This, they thought, was rather weird