Limericks 9

In six months time an offspring appeared
This, they thought, was rather weird
It didn't look like mum or dad!

In six months time an offspring appeared
This, they thought, was rather weird
Who was the Dad?

In six months time an offspring appeared
This, they thought, was rather weird
It didn't look like mum or dad!
In scales it was clad

In six months time an offspring appeared
This, they thought, was rather weird
It didn't look like mum or dad!
In scales it was clad
Plus it had a very long beard.

Was mum abducted by a strange alien?

Was mum abducted by a strange alien?
Could it have been our neighbour Ceri-ann?

Was mum abducted by a strange alien?
Could it have been our neighbour Ceri-ann?
Perhaps it will change

Was mum abducted by a strange alien?
Could it have been our neighbour Ceri-ann?
Perhaps it will change
And go on the rampage

Was mum abducted by a strange alien?
Could it have been our neighbour Cer-ann?
Perhaps it will change
And go on the rampage
Armed only with mum`s frying pan

There once was an Orca named Willy

There once was an Orca named Willy
Who one morning felt very chilly

There once was an Orca named Willy
Who one morning felt very chilly
He put on some blubber

There once was on Orca named Willy
Who one morning felt very chilly
He put on some blubber
And became a night-clubber

There once was on Orca named Willy
Who one morning felt very chilly
He put on some blubber
And became a night-clubber
You could say he danced willy-nilly.

I can't find shoes for my size eight feet

I can't find shoes for my size eight feet
I'd love some that look quite sweet

I can't find shoes for my size eight feet
I'd love some that look quite sweet
With a kitten heel

I can't find shoes for my size eight feet
I'd love some that look quite sweet
With a kitten heel
I'll rock and "reel"

I can't find shoes for my size eight feet
I'd love some that look quite sweet
With a kitten heel
I'll rock and "reel"
At the hop now I won't miss a beat.

My 'foot man' suggested orthotics

My 'foot man' suggested orthotics
I'm so dull I thought he meant optics

My 'foot man' suggested orthotics
I'm so dull I thought he meant optics
"Drink or glasses?" I said

His face turned red

Sorry!
My 'footman' suggested orthotics
I'm so dull I thought he meant optics
"Drink or glasses?" I said
His face turned red

My 'footman' suggested orthotics
I'm so dull I thought he meant optics
"Drink or glasses?" I said
His face turned red
As he suddenly left for the tropics.

I thought I would just buy some sneakers

I thought I would just buy some sneakers
White with some unusual features

I thought I would just buy some sneakers
White with some unusual features
Lights on the heel

I thought I would just buy some sneakers
White with some unusual features
Lights on the heel
A single front wheel

I thought I would just buy some sneakers
White with some unusual features
Lights on the heel
I added with zeal