Limericks 9

I thought I would just buy some sneakers
White with some unusual features
Lights on the heel
A single front wheel
And it top it all, a sole with built in heaters.

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear
I may just ask Santa

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear
I may just ask Santa
If he would grant aaa......

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear
I may just ask Santa
If he would grant aaa......
Wish and for Christmas bring me a pair.

An ambitious young lady called Pam

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam
Her boat sprung a leak

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam
Her boat sprung a leak
She baled for a week

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam
Her boat sprung a leak
She baled for a week
With the help of a very large clam.

A happy young chappy named Paul

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball
His score was unbeaten

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball
His score was unbeaten
Til some chap from Eton

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball
His score was unbeaten
Til some chap from Eton
Showed pride comes before a fall

There's nothing I want on the telly

There's nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly

There's nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There's a knock on the door

There`s nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There`s a knock on the door
Scared me to my core

There`s nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There`s a knock on the door
Scared me to my core
So much, that my knees turned to jelly

Forgot next first line

There stood my friend Sally

There`s nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There`s a knock on the door
Scared me to my core
I'd rather watch a blank telly.

Come on GNs let's have a ball

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet
We stood on tiptoe

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet
We stood on tiptoe
And felt all a-glow

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet
We stood on tiptoe
And felt all a-glow
Because someone had throw us a bouquet.

It will soon be Edwards's birthday

It will soon be Edward's birthday
Let's all put in, how much you say?

It will soon be Edward's birthday
Let's all put in, how much you say?
I'll donate fifty pence