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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

Jangran99 Fri 03-Apr-20 19:38:45

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not to close to passers by
Just smile and say, 'hi'

Jangran99 Fri 03-Apr-20 19:43:22

sorry Juliet, didn't refresh.

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not too close to passers by
With the rules I do comply

crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 20:18:46

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not too close to passers by
With the rules I do comply
Until he tries to keep a cat a bay.

Self- isolation is hard for the gregarious

callgirl1 Fri 03-Apr-20 22:56:14

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,

crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 23:04:08

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,
This new way of life

Jangran99 Fri 03-Apr-20 23:33:57

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,
This new way of life
Brings worry and strife

crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 23:44:11

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,
This new way of life
Brings worry and strife
Right now, things are very precarious.

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day

Juliet27 Sat 04-Apr-20 08:26:30

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way

crazyH Sat 04-Apr-20 11:56:53

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way
No panic needed

Juliet27 Sat 04-Apr-20 14:33:52

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way
No panic needed
But all rules heeded

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Apr-20 14:41:45

Hey-ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way
No panic needed
But all rules heeded
Let's be optimistic with no dismay.

So let's try to keep our spirits up

crazyH Sat 04-Apr-20 17:10:37

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup

Juliet27 Sat 04-Apr-20 17:37:09

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup
So good to see bees

crazyH Sat 04-Apr-20 18:56:46

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup
So good to see bees
But not so, my knees

Juliet27 Sun 05-Apr-20 06:02:40

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup
So good to see bees
But not so, my knees
Winter bodies could do with a firm-up

But for exercise I just can't enthuse

crazyH Sun 05-Apr-20 10:08:06

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse

Juliet27 Sun 05-Apr-20 17:09:48

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse
I've books to read

crazyH Sun 05-Apr-20 17:23:08

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse
I've books to read
And birds to feed

Jangran99 Sun 05-Apr-20 20:26:24

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse
I've books to read
And birds to feed
And the back of my eyelids I have to peruse.

I'm saving a fortune by staying inside

callgirl1 Sun 05-Apr-20 23:49:08

I`m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,

crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 00:31:06

I`m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble

Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 06:03:37

I’m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble
My resolve I shall double

Txquiltz Mon 06-Apr-20 06:14:59

My water but has slipped off its stand
And my own butt just seems to expand!
My knickers may burst
But what would be worst
Would be the contents to flood over the land!

Txquiltz Mon 06-Apr-20 06:16:52

Sorry, for some reason this posted far out of order.

Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 07:37:14

It made amusing reading again Txquiltz ?

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