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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Jangran99 Fri 03-Apr-20 19:38:45

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not to close to passers by
Just smile and say, 'hi'

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Jangran99 Fri 03-Apr-20 19:43:22

sorry Juliet, didn't refresh.

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not too close to passers by
With the rules I do comply

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crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 20:18:46

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not too close to passers by
With the rules I do comply
Until he tries to keep a cat a bay.

Self- isolation is hard for the gregarious

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callgirl1 Fri 03-Apr-20 22:56:14

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,

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crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 23:04:08

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,
This new way of life

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Jangran99 Fri 03-Apr-20 23:33:57

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,
This new way of life
Brings worry and strife

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crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 23:44:11

Self isolation is hard for the gregarious
Also when intentions are nefarious,
This new way of life
Brings worry and strife
Right now, things are very precarious.

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Apr-20 08:26:30

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way

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crazyH Sat 04-Apr-20 11:56:53

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way
No panic needed

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Apr-20 14:33:52

Hey- ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way
No panic needed
But all rules heeded

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Apr-20 14:41:45

Hey-ho, tomorrow is another day
To be lived in just the same way
No panic needed
But all rules heeded
Let's be optimistic with no dismay.

So let's try to keep our spirits up

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crazyH Sat 04-Apr-20 17:10:37

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Apr-20 17:37:09

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup
So good to see bees

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crazyH Sat 04-Apr-20 18:56:46

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup
So good to see bees
But not so, my knees

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Apr-20 06:02:40

So let's try to keep our spirits up
I sat in the sun, with some gin in a cup
So good to see bees
But not so, my knees
Winter bodies could do with a firm-up

But for exercise I just can't enthuse

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crazyH Sun 05-Apr-20 10:08:06

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Apr-20 17:09:48

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse
I've books to read

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crazyH Sun 05-Apr-20 17:23:08

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse
I've books to read
And birds to feed

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Jangran99 Sun 05-Apr-20 20:26:24

But for exercise I just can't enthuse
I'll sit on the couch and find some excuse
I've books to read
And birds to feed
And the back of my eyelids I have to peruse.

I'm saving a fortune by staying inside

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callgirl1 Sun 05-Apr-20 23:49:08

I`m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,

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crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 00:31:06

I`m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 06:03:37

I’m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble
My resolve I shall double

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Txquiltz Mon 06-Apr-20 06:14:59

My water but has slipped off its stand
And my own butt just seems to expand!
My knickers may burst
But what would be worst
Would be the contents to flood over the land!

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Txquiltz Mon 06-Apr-20 06:16:52

Sorry, for some reason this posted far out of order.

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 07:37:14

It made amusing reading again Txquiltz ?

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