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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 17:25:30

I’m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble
My resolve I shall double

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Grany Mon 06-Apr-20 20:55:54

I’m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble
My resolve I shall double
And will take it all in my stride

Good ideas for lockdown

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Apr-20 21:06:19

I’m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble
My resolve I shall double
For truth to tell I'm feeling petrified

What the heck is happening to my hair

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Apr-20 21:08:30

Ooops, too slow?
I’m saving a fortune by staying inside
But because it`s lonely I`m afraid I cried,
Now that Boris is in trouble
My resolve I shall double
And will take it all in my stride

Good ideas for lockdown

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Apr-20 21:12:07

Good ideas for lockdown

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Apr-20 21:15:06

Good ideas for lockdown
As we can go downtown

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Apr-20 21:17:17

Sorry , not concentrating, apologies.

Good ideas for lockdown
While we can't go downtown

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 22:06:37

Good ideas for lockdown
While we can't go downtown
Clear old emails?

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crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 23:06:09

Good ideas for lockdown
While we can't go downtown
Clear old emails?
Youtube never fails

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Apr-20 16:02:03

Good ideas for lockdown
While we can't go downtown
Clear old emails?
Youtube never fails
To turn that frown upside down.

For the moment I've run out of steam

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Apr-20 18:10:43

For the moment I've run out of steam
I'm having trouble thinking up a theme

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Apr-20 12:56:14

I'm changing it

For the moment I've run out of steam
I just want to lay back and dream

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crazyH Wed 08-Apr-20 13:10:30

For the moment I've run out of steam
I just want to lay back and dream
Of better days to come

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Grany Wed 08-Apr-20 20:36:02

For the moment I've run out of steam
I just want to lay back and dream
Of better days to come
In the garden spring has sprung

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Juliet27 Thu 09-Apr-20 19:13:15

For the moment I've run out of steam
I just want to lay back and dream
Of better days to come
In the garden spring has sprung
And with blossom the trees are a gleam

I can believe it's clapping night again

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Grany Fri 10-Apr-20 11:45:19

I can believe it's clapping night again
Although it really shouldn't be a pain

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Juliet27 Fri 10-Apr-20 16:31:08

I can’t believe it's clapping night again
Although it really shouldn't be a pain
The week went fast

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 16:41:55

I can’t believe it's clapping night again
Although it really shouldn't be a pain
The week went fast
The ambulance went past

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Juliet27 Fri 10-Apr-20 17:08:09

I can’t believe it's clapping night again
Although it really shouldn't be a pain
The week went fast
The ambulance went past
I don’t know how the staff cope with the strain

I feel guilty for relaxing in the sun

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 17:30:26

I feel guilty for relaxing in the sun
But why should I ? So is everyone

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 17:31:50

I feel guilty for relaxing in the sun
But why should I, so is everyone

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Quesera Fri 10-Apr-20 21:24:59

I feel guilty for relaxing in the sun
But why should I, so is everyone
No gallivanting this weekend

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 21:30:26

I feel guilty for relaxing in the sun
But why should I, so is everyone
No gallivanting this weekend
No motor-biking to Lands End

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callgirl1 Fri 10-Apr-20 23:54:29

I feel guilty for relaxing in the sun
But why should I, so is everyone
No gallivanting this weekend
No motor-biking to Lands End
But I can still have my hot cross bun.

My hair`s roots are changing colour

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crazyH Sat 11-Apr-20 00:43:57

My hair`s roots are changing colour
It's brown and grey and one other

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