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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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callgirl1 Sat 11-Apr-20 21:57:49

My hair`s roots are changing colour
It`s brown and grey and one other
By the end of the lockdown

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Apr-20 09:27:08

My hair`s roots are changing colour
It`s brown and grey and one other
By the end of the lockdown
What used to be brown

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crazyH Sun 12-Apr-20 11:24:18

My hair`s roots are changing colour
It`s brown and grey and one other
By the end of the lockdown
What used to be brown
Will turn into a shade much duller.

I should be getting lunch ready for the family

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Apr-20 06:20:07

I should be getting lunch ready for the family
But timing is another lockdown anomaly

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Jangran99 Mon 13-Apr-20 17:47:32

I should be getting lunch ready for the family
But timing is another lockdown anomaly
We eat when we're peckish

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Apr-20 18:52:46

I should be getting lunch ready for the family
But timing is another lockdown anomaly
We eat when we're peckish
But we’re not being lavish

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Grany Mon 13-Apr-20 21:18:31

I should be getting lunch ready for the family
But timing is another lockdown anomaly
We eat when we're peckish
But we’re not being lavish
Just vegetables and salmi

A yummy sample of chocolates today

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crazyH Mon 13-Apr-20 21:20:59

A yummy sample of chocolates today
You'd think it was my birthday

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Apr-20 12:38:57

A yummy sample of chocolates today
You'd think it was my birthday
But oh dear, the scales

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Grany Tue 14-Apr-20 15:46:40

A yummy sample of chocolates today
You'd think it was my birthday
But oh dear, the scales
I'm the size of a whale

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Juliet27 Tue 14-Apr-20 16:56:28

A yummy sample of chocolates today
You'd think it was my birthday
But oh dear, the scales
I'm the size of a whale
I must keep this plumpness at bay.

But it cheers me to have these sweet treats

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Apr-20 21:25:55

But it cheers me to have these sweet treats
The taste of chocolate nothing beats

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Elrel Tue 14-Apr-20 23:24:34

But it cheers me to have these sweet treats
The taste of chocolate nothing beats
I like it darker

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crazyH Tue 14-Apr-20 23:39:12

But it cheers me to have these sweet treats
The taste of chocolate nothing beats
I like it darker
It is much healthier

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Grany Wed 15-Apr-20 16:45:42

But it cheers me to have these sweet treats
The taste of chocolate nothing beats
I like it darker
It is much healthier
Tasting just one square is really quite neat

Taking my afternoon walk

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Juliet27 Wed 15-Apr-20 21:44:09

Taking my afternoon walk
Gives a chance at a distance to talk

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Jangran99 Thu 16-Apr-20 20:55:38

Taking my afternoon walk
Gives a chance at a distance to talk
New friendships maybe

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Grany Thu 16-Apr-20 21:50:16

Taking my afternoon walk
Gives a chance at a distance to talk
New friendships maybe
Look there's the keep fit ladies

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Apr-20 10:35:47

Taking my afternoon walk
Gives a chance at a distance to talk
New friendships maybe
Look there's the keep fit ladies
But at joining them I'll balk

An energetic young swimmer from Dover

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callgirl1 Fri 17-Apr-20 23:20:49

An energetic young swimmer from Dover
Won a medal and she was in clover,

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Jangran99 Fri 17-Apr-20 23:59:04

An energetic young swimmer from Dover
Won a medal and she was in clover,
But her butterfly stroke

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 18-Apr-20 08:45:02

An energetic young swimmer from Dover
Won a medal and she was in clover
But her butterfly stroke
Was a heck of a joke

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Apr-20 11:10:46

An energetic young swimmer from Dover
Won a medal and she was in clover
But her butterfly stroke
Was a heck of a joke
Though her freestyle bowled them over

An eager young blade from Milngavie

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katie1 Sat 18-Apr-20 19:43:47

An eager young blade from Milngavie
Decided he needed the lavvy

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Apr-20 19:47:08

Ooops, doesn't rhyme.hmm

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