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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Jul-20 09:32:56

So this lackadaisical young lady
Made plans that were rather shady

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Jangran99 Sat 04-Jul-20 15:40:24

So this lackadaisical young lady
Made plans that were rather shady
She won’t take advice

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jul-20 09:05:26

So this lackadaisical young lady
Made plans that were rather shady
She won’t take advice
And doesn't think twice

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Jul-20 09:53:16

So this lackadaisical young lady
Made plans that were rather shady
She won't take advice
And doesn't think twice
So she went off with a bounder called Brady.

He led her a frightfully merry dance

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henetha Mon 06-Jul-20 11:25:27

He led her a frightfully merry dance
All around Europe, ending in France

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Jul-20 17:32:42

He led her a frightfully merry dance
All around Europe, ending in France
The poor mademoiselle

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Jul-20 22:46:24

He led her a frightfully merry dance
All around Europe, ending in France
The poor mademoiselle
Went back in her shell

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henetha Tue 07-Jul-20 10:55:41

He led her a frightfully merry dance
All around Europe, ending in France
The poor mademoiselle
Went back in her shell
Until a hypnotist put her in a trance.

She now climbs the Eiffel Tower every day

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Jul-20 22:49:16

She now climbs the Eiffel Tower every day
Hoping some suave Monsieur will say

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Jul-20 11:23:52

She now climbs the Eiffel Tower every day
oping some suave Monsieur will say
"Comment allez-vous?"

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jul-20 23:46:57

She now climbs the Eiffel Tower every day
Hoping some suave Monsieur will say
"Comment allez-vous,
Ma petite choue?”

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jul-20 23:47:40

Correct my French if necessary ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 10-Jul-20 12:53:08

Your French is fine, Jangran

She now climbs the Eiffel Tower every day
Hoping some suave Monseiur will say,
"Comment allez-vous,
Ma petite chou?"
Let me help, at this height you'll sway.

Back on terra firma they took a stroll

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Annum Fri 10-Jul-20 13:35:44

Back on terra firma they took a stroll
The Louvre became their next goal

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Jul-20 14:57:05

Back on terra firma they took a stroll
The Louvre became their next goal
While lost in the art

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Annum Fri 10-Jul-20 21:23:02

Back on terra firma they took a stroll
The Louvre became their next goal
While lost in the art
She gave him her heart

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Jul-20 08:41:13

Back on terra firma they took a stroll
The Louvre became their next goal
While lost in the art
She gave him her heart
But let us hope she keeps her soul.

‘I want my parents to meet you’ she said

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henetha Sat 11-Jul-20 09:47:24

‘I want my parents to meet you’ she said,
He immediately felt strange in his head

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Jul-20 10:10:51

I want my parents to meet you’ she said,
He immediately felt strange in his head
A passing affaire

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Annum Sat 11-Jul-20 10:34:50

I want my parents to meet you’ she said,
He immediately felt strange in his head
A passing affaire
Is just ours to share

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Jul-20 12:15:43

'I want my parents to meet you', she said,
He immediately felt strange in his head
A passing affaire
Is just our to share
For that big thing, commitment, I dread.

'Come now, don't be scared, let's give it a whirl'

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Annum Sun 12-Jul-20 09:09:47

'Come now, don't be scared, let's give it a whirl
There’s nothing more natural, a boy and a girl’

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henetha Sun 12-Jul-20 11:21:06

'Come now, don't be scared, let's give it a whirl
There’s nothing more natural, a boy and a girl’
But I ain't Mr.Committment

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Jul-20 13:52:55

Come now, don't be scared, let's give it a whirl
There’s nothing more natural, a boy and a girl’
But I ain't Mr.Committment
And I don’t need enrichment

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 12-Jul-20 18:45:09

Come now, don't be scared, let's give it a whirl
There's nothing more natural, a boy and a girl
But I ain't Mr Commitment
And I don't need enrichment
I can't give up Merle, Pearl and Shirl.

Sadly she gave her Romeo the big heave ho

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