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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

Juliet27 Sun 12-Jul-20 21:47:23

Sadly she gave her Romeo the big heave ho
Better to leave a man with a huge ego

Annum Sun 12-Jul-20 21:49:23

Sadly she gave her Romeo the big heave ho
Better to leave a man with a huge ego
Try a puppy instead

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Jul-20 07:02:11

Sadly she gave her Romeo the big heave ho
Better to leave a man with a huge ego
Try a puppy instead
I think I'll call him Ted

henetha Wed 15-Jul-20 10:45:43

Sadly she gave her Romeo the big heave ho
Better to leave a man with a huge ego
Try a puppy instead
I think I'll call him Ted
And give Romeo a very firm "No"

Florence from Falmouth went sailing

Annum Wed 15-Jul-20 15:04:19

Florence from Falmouth went sailing
Not knowing her rudder was failing

Elderflower2 Wed 15-Jul-20 16:08:02

Florence from Falmouth went sailing
Not knowing her rudder was failing
She called the lifeguard

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 15-Jul-20 17:00:26

Florence from Falmouth went sailing
Not knowing her rudder was failing
She called the lifeguard
Who towed her back to the boat-yard

henetha Thu 16-Jul-20 10:58:10

Florence from Falmouth went sailing
Not knowing her rudder was failing
She called the lifeguard
Who towed her back to the boat-yard
With Florence making a terrible wailing.

After recovering she went to the pub

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Jul-20 11:51:48

After recovering she went to the pub
To drown her sorrows, then on to the club

Elderflower2 Thu 16-Jul-20 13:06:38

After recovering she went to the pub
To drown her sorrows, then on to the club
Alas she found them locked down

Annum Thu 16-Jul-20 17:27:37

After recovering she went to the pub
To drown her sorrows, then on to the club
Alas she found them locked down
All over the town

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 17-Jul-20 08:54:15

After recovering she went to the pub
To drown her sorrows, then on to the club
Alas, she found them locked down
All over the town
She went home to splash in the hot tub.

Florence played with her model boats instead

henetha Fri 17-Jul-20 11:38:38

Florence played with her model boats instead,
On the local pond, when she should have been in bed,

Annum Fri 17-Jul-20 17:24:58

Florence played with her model boats instead,
On the local pond, when she should have been in bed
She screamed when they sank

Elderflower2 Fri 17-Jul-20 18:33:36

Florence played with her model boats instead
On the local pond, when she should have been in bed
She screamed as they sank
Made one and all walk the plank

henetha Sat 18-Jul-20 11:06:00

Florence played with her model boats instead
On the local pond, when she should have been in bed
She screamed as they sank
Made one and all walk the plank
I really don't think she's quite right in the head.

There's cricket today in the park

Elderflower2 Sat 18-Jul-20 11:33:45

There's cricket today in the park
Let's hide their bats for a lark

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 18-Jul-20 11:54:21

There's cricket today in the park
Let's hide their bats for a lark
And pull up the stumps

Jangran99 Sat 18-Jul-20 14:42:13

There's cricket today in the park
Let's hide their bats for a lark
And pull up the stumps
See them get the grumps

Juliet27 Sat 18-Jul-20 20:22:38

There's cricket today in the park
Let's hide their bats for a lark
And pull up the stumps
See them get the grumps
In Australia they’d call you a nark.

A trainee apiarist from Dundee

Annum Sun 19-Jul-20 09:04:42

A trainee apiarist from Dundee
Got stung by a huge bumblebee

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 19-Jul-20 09:09:33

A trainee apiarist from Dundee
Got stung by a huge bumblebee
It got her right there

Juliet27 Sun 19-Jul-20 10:08:06

A trainee apiarist from Dundee
Got stung by a huge bumblebee
It got her right there
On the bit she left bare

henetha Sun 19-Jul-20 10:56:54

A trainee apiarist from Dundee
Got stung by a huge bumblebee
It got her right there
On the bit she left bare
High up, above her left knee.

A trapeze artist called Anna from Rome

Annum Sun 19-Jul-20 10:58:29

A trapeze artist called Anna from Rome
Decided to practice at home

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