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Limericks 13

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Elderflower2 Sun 19-Jul-20 16:27:23

A trapeze artist called Anna from Rome
Decided to practice from home
The ceiling fell in

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Jul-20 17:02:46

A trapeze artist called Anna from Rome
Decided to practice from home
The ceiling fell in
During her triple spin

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Annum Mon 20-Jul-20 10:18:45

A trapeze artist called Anna from Rome
Decided to practice from home
The ceiling fell in
During her triple spin
Just as well that she landed on foam.

Two fishermen sat by a lake

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henetha Mon 20-Jul-20 10:23:56

Two fishermen sat by a lake
They caught two trout and a hake

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Elderflower2 Mon 20-Jul-20 11:19:40

Two fishermen sat by a lake
They caught two trout and a hake
The ducks, they found it amusing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Jul-20 16:52:54

Two fishermen sat by a lake
They caught two trout and a hake
The ducks, they found it amusing
Because the men were also boozing

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crazyH Mon 20-Jul-20 17:27:03

Two fishermen sat by a lake
They caught two trout and a hake
The ducks, they found it amusing
Because the men were also boozing
So they sneaked in , a fish dinner to take

When the men awoke from their stupor

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Jangran99 Mon 20-Jul-20 23:56:22

When the men awoke from their stupor
They knew that they'd made a blooper

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Elrel Tue 21-Jul-20 00:50:08

When the men awoke from their stupor
They knew that they'd made a blooper
So with no catch to show

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 21-Jul-20 08:51:24

When the men awoke from their stupor
They knew that they'd made a blooper
So with no catch to show
To the chip shop they'd go

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Annum Tue 21-Jul-20 10:34:04

When the men awoke from their stupor
They knew that they'd made a blooper
So with no catch to show
To the chip shop they'd go
For six pennorth and freshly caught grouper

Their wives were expecting a catch

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henetha Tue 21-Jul-20 12:27:48

Their wives were expecting a catch,
At least one, or perhaps a nice batch

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Elderflower2 Tue 21-Jul-20 16:25:00

Their wives were expecting a catch,
At least one, or perhaps a nice batch
Their flour, egg and breadcrumbs were pining

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Jul-20 09:52:01

Their wives were expecting a catch
At least one, or perhaps a nice batch
Their flour, eggs and breadcrumbs were pining
For special wining and dining

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:29:29

Their wives were expecting a catch
At least one, or perhaps a nice batch
Their flour, eggs and breadcrumbs were pining
For special wining and dining
But now they’ll be cooking from scratch

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent

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MissTree Wed 22-Jul-20 12:41:29

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent

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Elderflower2 Wed 22-Jul-20 18:17:36

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent
They had eight children

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henetha Thu 23-Jul-20 10:33:12

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent
They had eight children,
Decided to stop then

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Jangran99 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:05:17

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent
They had eight children,
Decided to stop then
They hadn't a big enough tent

A little old lady from Barrow

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Elderflower2 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:06:03

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent
They had eight children,
Decided to stop then
Up to 10 but it was well-meant

There was a young painter from Bow

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crazyH Thu 23-Jul-20 11:06:04

An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent
They had eight children,
Decided to stop then
So off to the clinic he went

His wife wasnt quite happy though

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Jangran99 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:07:48

X posts?
An architect from Stoke-on-Trent
Married a girl from Gwent
They had eight children,
Decided to stop then
They hadn't a big enough tent

A little old lady from Barrow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:23:33

A little old lady from Barrow
Decided her waist was too narrow

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Elderflower2 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:54:04

A little old lady from Barrow
Decided her waist was too narrow
She began eating cakes and biscuits

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Jangran99 Fri 24-Jul-20 00:03:53

Could we remind ourselves of a limerick’s shape?
lines 1,2 and 5 -around 9– 12 syllables lines 3 and 4 should have 5 – 7 syllables

A little old lady from Barrow
Decided her waist was too narrow
By eating cakes and biscuits

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