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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Annum Fri 31-Jul-20 08:17:58

I have to confess to nightly watching MASH
I don't care if some folks call it trash
It's 'classic TV'
And very much ‘me’

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henetha Fri 31-Jul-20 10:52:52

I have to confess to nightly watching MASH
I don't care if some folks call it trash
It's 'classic TV'
And very much ‘me’
Well, If you enjoy it just give it a bash.

Take no notice at all of what others think

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Annum Fri 31-Jul-20 22:25:23

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 07:58:18

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink
It’s your life, so live it,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Aug-20 09:15:32

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink
It's your life, so live it
It's not over till you quit

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henetha Sat 01-Aug-20 11:34:19

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink
It's your life, so live it
It's not over till you quit
So live for today, - cheers!- Have a nice drink.

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Aug-20 14:36:33

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 17:35:22

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male
Sex on the Beach?blush

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Aug-20 19:41:28

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male
Sex on the Beach? blush
With a hint of peach

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henetha Sun 02-Aug-20 10:45:25

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male
Sex on the Beach? blush
With a hint of peach
And enough schnapps in to kill a whale.

But reality says today it's Sunday roast

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Gwenisgreat1 Sun 02-Aug-20 10:53:24

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
I really don't intend to boast

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Annum Sun 02-Aug-20 13:34:14

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
I really don't intend to boast
My beef is a winner

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 14:11:34

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
And though I really don't intend to boast
My beef is a winner
A gold medal dinner

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Aug-20 16:58:43

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
And though I really don't intend to boast
My beef is a winner
A gold medal dinner
I’ve become such a wonderful host

But a domestic goddess I’m not

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:23:35

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Aug-20 22:34:53

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot
I write in the dust

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 23:58:52

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot
I write in the dust
Scrape the oven of rust

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Annum Mon 03-Aug-20 08:14:04

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot
I write in the dust
Scrape the oven of rust
And let the rest all go to pot

My visitors don’t seem to care

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 08:25:20

My visitors don’t seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:05:24

My visitors don't seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair
It's comfy they say

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:13:13

My visitors don't seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair
It's comfy they say
When they come to stay

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henetha Mon 03-Aug-20 09:45:01

My visitors don't seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair
It's comfy they say
When they come to stay
When they leave the cupboard is bare.

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 10:33:36

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day

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crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 11:13:43

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day
A break I will take

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 11:49:44

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day
A break I will take
With coffee and cake

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