Limericks 13

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day
A break I will take
With coffee and cake
Then I'm straight back to rejoin the affray

Now my bank book is looking quite thin

Now my bank book is looking quite thin
And I’m beginning to feel chagrin

Now my bank book is looking quite thin
And I’m beginning to feel chagrin
I've no self restraint

Now my bank book is looking quite thin
And I’m beginning to feel chagrin
I've no self restraint
A miser I ain’t

Now my bank book is looking quite thin
And I’m beginning to feel chagrin
I've no self restraint
A miser I ain’t
But perhaps that's where I should begin!

But we've been in lockdown so long

But we've been in lockdown so long
Surely having some fun can’t be wrong?

But we've been in lockdown so long
Surely having some fun can’t be wrong?
Get the plastic out

But we've been in lockdown so long
Surely having some fun can't be wrong?
Get the plastic out
Have a spending bout

But we've been in lockdown so long
Surely having some fun can't be wrong?
Get the plastic out
Have a spending bout,
Six dresses, four bras and a thong.

Now it's off to the cafe for lunch

Now it's off to the cafe for lunch
On a luscious gateau I shall munch

Now it's off to the cafe for lunch
On a luscious gateau I shall munch
As it passes my lips

Now it's off to the cafe for lunch
On a luscious gateau I shall munch
As it passes my lips,
My waistband, it rips

Now it's off to the cafe for lunch
On a luscious gateau I shall munch
As it passes my lips,
My waistband, it rips
So what - when it came to the crunch

I think now I could do with a snooze

I think now I could do with a snooze
After lunch I had a small booze

I think now I could do with a snooze
After lunch I had a small booze
Then rejuvenated

I think now I could do with a snooze
After lunch I had a small booze
Then rejuvenated
I’ll see if I’m fated

I think now I could do with a snooze
After lunch I had a small booze
Then rejuvenated
I’ll see if I’m fated
When getting my next two tattoos

I'll choose two designs that can't go wrong

Where have you been WM?

I'll choose two designs that can't go wrong
A fern and a Rose without a thorn

I'll choose two designs that can't go wrong
A fern and a Rose without a thorn
One on my shoulder

I'll choose two designs that can't go wrong
A fern and a Rose without a thorn
One on my shoulder
And if I'm bolder

I'll choose two designs that can't go wrong
A fern and a rose without a thorn
One on my shoulder
And if I'm bolder
I'll reveal it to all at Evensong.

The cliff is so shaky at Happisburgh (sounds Haze-b'rough)

Hi crazy I became a Netflix fan during lockdown so didn't get onto GN very much except to try and contribute to some threads about consequences of lockdown!

The cliff is so shaky at Happisburgh (sounds Haze-b'rough)
Support now needs to be thorough

The cliff is so shaky at Happisburgh
Support now needs to be thorough
To lie on the beach

The cliff is so shaky at Happisburgh
Support now needs to be thorough
To lie on the beach
Within cliff fall reach

The cliff is so shaky at Happisburgh
Support now needs to be thorough
To lie on the beach
Within cliff fall reach
Is stupid, so instead I'll go to the Currah.

I just fancy a bet on the horses