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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Annum Thu 06-Aug-20 15:29:24

I just fancy a bet on the horses
I’ll check out a number of courses

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crazyH Thu 06-Aug-20 15:45:29

I just fancy a bet on the horses
I’ll check out a number of courses
Ground, hard or soft

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Aug-20 00:24:18

I just fancy a bet on the horses
I’ll check out a number of courses
Ground, hard or soft
You’d find me there oft

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henetha Fri 07-Aug-20 12:04:17

I just fancy a bet on the horses
I’ll check out a number of courses
Ground, hard or soft
You’d find me there oft
I sometimes lose, but with no remorses.

Life is a gamble, my granny often said

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 07-Aug-20 12:10:59

Life is a gamble, my granny often said
You're up at at it soon as you leave your bed

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Aug-20 05:46:10

Life’s a gamble, my granny often said
You're at it soon as you leave your bed
Will it rain or shine?

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Aug-20 10:22:52

Life’s a gamble, my granny often said
You're at it soon as you leave your bed
Will it rain or shine?
Will he be mine?

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henetha Sat 08-Aug-20 11:48:24

Life’s a gamble, my granny often said
You're at it soon as you leave your bed
Will it rain or shine?
Will he be mine?
Will I stay single or shall I be wed?

I hope I have children, a girl and a boy

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Aug-20 21:28:40

I hope I have children, a girl and a boy
For that would give me so much joy

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crazyH Sat 08-Aug-20 21:31:40

I hope I have children, a girl and a boy
For that would give me so much joy
Blonde or brunette

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Aug-20 07:48:30

I hope I have children, a girl and a boy
For that would give me so much joy
Blonde or brunette
More reason to bet!

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crazyH Sun 09-Aug-20 10:04:56

I hope I have children, a girl and a boy
For that would give me so much joy
Blonde or brunette
More reason to bet!
A Mary Sue or a Rob Roy?

If I win the bet, a Cruise I will take

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henetha Sun 09-Aug-20 11:31:05

If I win the bet, a Cruise I will take
My brother, as he needs a nice break

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Aug-20 06:57:05

If I win the bet, a Cruise I will take
My brother, as he needs a nice break
But if I don’t win

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Annum Mon 10-Aug-20 07:35:06

If I win the bet, a Cruise I will take
My brother, as he needs a nice break
But if I don’t win
I’ll go for a spin

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henetha Mon 10-Aug-20 11:06:57

If I win the bet, a Cruise I will take
My brother, as he needs a nice break
But if I don’t win
I’ll go for a spin
On my bike, and I'll take a nice cake.

I'll stop for a picnic in a shady spot

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Aug-20 11:35:50

I'll stop for a picnic in a shady spot
Even in shade it’s far too hot

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Elrel Mon 10-Aug-20 11:49:57

I'll stop for a picnic in a shady spot
Even in shade it’s far too hot
Let’s do a rain dance

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 10-Aug-20 20:19:45

I'll stop for a picnic in a shady spot
Even in shade it's far too hot
Let's do a rain dance
Round the garden we'll prance

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Jangran99 Mon 10-Aug-20 21:55:16

I'll stop for a picnic in a shady spot
Even in shade it's far too hot
Let's do a rain dance
Round the garden we'll prance
I’ll swap for the rubbish that we’ve got?

We decided to have a staycation

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Aug-20 22:07:05

We decided to have a staycation
We need to know more of this nation

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Annum Tue 11-Aug-20 09:06:20

We decided to have a staycation
We need to know more of this nation
We’ll criss cross the land

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 11-Aug-20 09:10:54

We decided to have a staycation
We need to know more of this nation
We'll criss cross the land
Walk along the sand

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henetha Tue 11-Aug-20 10:45:18

We decided to have a staycation
We need to know more of this nation
We'll criss cross the land
Walk along the sand
Then get the train home from the station.

I love travelling around on trains

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Aug-20 14:59:09

I love travelling around on trains
And viewing various terrains

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