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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Jangran99 Sun 30-Aug-20 20:55:29

A gullible young man from Goole
Was always taken for a fool
He hung around town
While wearing a gown
But the fools are those who are cruel

You must do as you would be done by

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Juliet27 Mon 31-Aug-20 07:19:52

You must do as you would be done by
Your list of kind deeds will run high

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 31-Aug-20 12:24:10

You must do as you would be done by
Your list of good deeds will be high
But good deeds - punished?

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Jangran99 Mon 31-Aug-20 16:44:08

You must do as you would be done by
Your list of kind deeds will run high
But good deeds - punished?
Love not diminished

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Juliet27 Mon 31-Aug-20 20:22:08

But I love ‘Would I Lie To You’

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Juliet27 Mon 31-Aug-20 20:24:21

Oops...
You must do as you would be done by
Your list of kind deeds will run high
But good deeds - punished?
Love not diminished
Life’s better when none of us lie.

But I love ‘Would I Lie To You’

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crazyH Mon 31-Aug-20 22:30:28

But I love ‘Would I Lie To You’
Strange finding what some of them do

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Sept-20 12:26:30

But I love 'Would I Lie to You'
Strange finding what some of them do
They are so witty

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henetha Tue 01-Sept-20 12:29:27

But I love 'Would I Lie to You'
Strange finding what some of them do
They are so witty
And Lee Mack is pretty!

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Sept-20 07:40:19

But I love 'Would I Lie to You'
Strange finding what some of them do
They are so witty
And Lee Mack is pretty!
I find I’m fooled by quite a few.

Bob Mortimer surprises most!

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henetha Wed 02-Sept-20 10:59:18

Bob Mortimer surprises most!
And I love Rob Brydon as host

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Sept-20 14:45:11

Bob Mortimer surprises most!
And I love Rob Brydon as host
Mitchell gets heated

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crazyH Wed 02-Sept-20 17:04:45

Bob Mortimer surprises most!
And I love Rob Brydon as host
Mitchell gets heated
Before they're seated

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Sept-20 17:15:11

Bob Mortimer surprises most!
And I love Rob Brydon as host
Mitchell gets heated
Before they're seated
Of his clever brain he could boast.

His wife Victoria is fab

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crazyH Wed 02-Sept-20 17:26:35

His wife Victoria is fab
She's got the gift of the gab

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Jangran99 Wed 02-Sept-20 19:19:53

His wife Victoria is fab
She's got the gift of the gab
In ‘Only Connect’

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crazyH Thu 03-Sept-20 09:33:50

His wife Victoria is fab
She's got the gift of the gab
In ‘Only Connect’
She tends to deflect

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:24:31

His wife Victoria is fab
She's got the gift of the gab
In ‘Only Connect’
She tends to deflect
And I can't say she ever looks drab

I woke up in such a bad mood

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:28:24

I woke up in such a bad mood
I dreamed I’d been out in the nude

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 17:34:59

I woke up in such a bad mood
I dreamed I’d been out in the nude
Not a soul to share

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 21:22:09

I woke up in such a bad mood
I dreamed I’d been out in the nude
Not a soul to share
That I was quite bare

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 22:29:15

I woke up in such a bad mood
I dreamed I’d been out in the nude
Not a soul to share
That I was quite bare
Honest, I didn't mean to be rude.

The mirror tells me I am a mess

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 06:04:16

The mirror tells me I’m a mess
I agree I have to confess

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crazyH Sat 05-Sept-20 09:22:40

The mirror tells me I’m a mess
I agree I have to confess
Hair like a straw bale

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henetha Sat 05-Sept-20 10:13:06

The mirror tells me I’m a mess
I agree I have to confess
Hair like a straw bale
I'm like a beached whale

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