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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Elrel Thu 10-Sept-20 02:12:24

The leaves are beginning to turn
In playful breezes soon they'll churn
Try to catch all you can

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 10-Sept-20 12:17:38

The leaves are beginning to turn
In playful breezes soon they'll churn
Try to catch all you can
To form a nice fan

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Sept-20 18:05:10

The leaves are beginning to turn
In playful breezes soon they'll churn
Try to catch all you can
To form a nice fan
But for spring’s return soon we’ll yearn

If only there was happy news

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crazyH Thu 10-Sept-20 18:15:42

If only there was happy news
The trees are bathed in Autumn hues

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henetha Fri 11-Sept-20 10:38:04

If only there was happy news
The trees are bathed in Autumn hues
But there's always hope

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Sept-20 12:06:23

If only there was happy news
The trees are bathed in Autumn hues
But there's always hope
So try not to mope

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Sept-20 12:21:41

If only there was happy news
The trees are bathed in Autumn hues
But there's always hope
So try not to mope
And let dreams blow away the blues

A portly potter from Penzance

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Grany Fri 11-Sept-20 12:26:02

A portly potter from Penzance
Was always first in line to dance

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Jangran99 Fri 11-Sept-20 19:43:18

A portly potter from Penzance
Was always first in line to dance
His hip, hippy shake

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crazyH Fri 11-Sept-20 19:48:34

A portly potter from Penzance
Was always first in line to dance
His hip, hippy shake
Rock, his special take

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Elrel Fri 11-Sept-20 23:30:03

A portly potter from Penzance
Was always first in line to dance
His hip, hippy shake
Rock, his special take
How he loved to twirl, leap and prance!

He tried a quick locomotion

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Sept-20 23:40:21

He tried a quick locomotion
Which sadly caused a commotion

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Elrel Fri 11-Sept-20 23:45:00

He tried a quick locomotion
Which sadly caused a commotion
He soon was on fire

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henetha Sat 12-Sept-20 11:47:20

He tried a quick locomotion
Which sadly caused a commotion
He soon was on fire
In danger so dire

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Sept-20 12:38:14

He tried a quick locomotion
Which sadly caused a commotion
He soon was on fire
In danger so dire
Now sadly in need of lotion

A judo teacher from Jarrow

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crazyH Sat 12-Sept-20 12:41:24

A judo teacher from Jarrow
Won 1st for the biggest marrow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Sept-20 12:44:18

A judo teacher from Jarrow
Won 1st for the biggest marrow
By 'eck he was proud

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crazyH Sat 12-Sept-20 12:47:27

A judo teacher from Jarrow
Won 1st for the biggest marrow
By 'eck he was proud
He shouted out loud

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Sept-20 14:00:38

A judo teacher from Jarrow
Won 1st for the biggest marrow
By 'eck he was proud
He shouted out loud
'I fought it into my barrow!'

His judo moves were very skilled

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Sept-20 17:13:16

His judo moves were very skilled
He shows no fear, supremely chilled

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crazyH Sat 12-Sept-20 17:16:08

His judo moves were very skilled
He shows no fear, supremely chilled
Cool as cucumber

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Sept-20 18:01:46

His judo moves were very skilled
He shows no fear, supremely chilled
Cool as cucumber
“1” is his number

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Elrel Sun 13-Sept-20 01:10:04

His judo moves were very skilled
He shows no fear, supremely chilled
Cool as cucumber
“1” is his number
IceCool is how he’s now billed.

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 13-Sept-20 09:49:38

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi
Also says we must drink green tea

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henetha Sun 13-Sept-20 10:27:48

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi
Also says we must drink green tea
And eat only sushi

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