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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Annum Mon 07-Sept-20 22:53:34

Old Uncle George was a sailor
Was first mate on an old whaler
But his old sea legs
Were craving more kegs
So now he lives in a trailer

The demon drink does for us all

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 08-Sept-20 09:22:38

The demon drink does for us all
Yet at the time we had a ball

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crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 11:22:04

The demon drink does for us all
Yet at the time we had a ball
No inhibitions

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Annum Tue 08-Sept-20 13:32:49

The demon drink does for us all
Yet at the time we had a ball
No inhibitions
Legless conditions

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crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 15:27:25

The demon drink does for us all
Yet at the time we had a ball
No inhibitions
Legless conditions
No mobiles for parents to call

Fashions those days, grandkids will laugh

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Sept-20 17:05:26

Fashions those days, grandkids will laugh
Like they did at my phonograph

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crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 17:50:52

Fashions those days, grandkids will laugh
Like they did at my phonograph
Flared trousers and jeans

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Sept-20 18:47:36

Fashions those days, grandkids will laugh
Like they did at my phonograph
Flared trousers and jeans
And those cheesecloth shirts

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crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 20:41:56

Juliet ??

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Sept-20 22:10:58

grin
Fashions those days, grandkids will laugh
Like they did at my phonograph
Flared trousers and jeans
Minis, disco queens

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Elrel Tue 08-Sept-20 22:50:06

Fashions those days, grandkids will laugh
Like they did at my phonograph
Flared trousers and jeans
Minis, disco queens
Punk hardware to make people barf!

Down by the sea at Dungeness

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 08-Sept-20 23:39:50

Down by the sea at Dungeness
Was Fred in a state of undress

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crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 23:45:01

Down by the sea at Dungeness
Was Fred in a state of undress
I turned back to see

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 08-Sept-20 23:50:21

Down by the sea at Dungeness
Was Fred in a state of undress
I turned back to see
Him smirking at me

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crazyH Wed 09-Sept-20 00:28:06

Down by the sea at Dungeness
Was Fred in a state of undress
I turned back to see
Him smirking at me
I feared some sort of redress

I ran to the burly lifeguard

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Juliet27 Wed 09-Sept-20 06:35:29

Oh yes Jan, what happened to me with my cheesecloth shirts...I was too far down memory lane. Oops!

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Juliet27 Wed 09-Sept-20 06:38:42

I ran to the burly lifeguard
As I thought that Fred should be barred

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Sept-20 08:15:07

Juliet ?
I ran to the burly lifeguard
As I thought that Fred should be barred
It was salacious

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crazyH Wed 09-Sept-20 09:13:58

I ran to the burly lifeguard
As I thought that Fred should be barred
It was salacious
Downright audacious

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henetha Wed 09-Sept-20 11:10:48

I ran to the burly lifeguard
As I thought that Fred should be barred
It was salacious
Downright audacious
He needs to be shown the red card.

Would you fly to Mars if you could?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Sept-20 11:58:25

Would you fly to Mars if you could?
I'm really not sure if I should

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Sept-20 13:40:51

Would you fly to Mars if you could?
I'm really not sure if I should
Those little green men

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Elrel Wed 09-Sept-20 16:34:38

Would you fly to Mars if you could?
I'm really not sure if I should
Those little green men
May be plotting when

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Juliet27 Wed 09-Sept-20 19:26:23

Would you fly to Mars if you could?
I'm really not sure if I should
Those little green men
May be plotting when
To take over our world for good

The leaves are beginning to turn

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Sept-20 23:51:24

The leaves are beginning to turn
In playful breezes soon they'll churn

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