Limericks 13

Juliet27 - I think that was my man ?

A man in the bus started sneezing
This virus is obviously not easing
Keep away I say

A man on the bus started sneezing
This virus is obviously not easing
Keep away I say
Don’t go out to play

A man on the bus started sneezing
This virus is obviously not easing
Keep away I say
Don`t go out to play
The results may not be pleasing.

There`s a new baby in our family,

There`s a new baby in our family,
And they've chosen to call him Stanley

There`s a new baby in our family,
And they've chosen to call him Stanley
A name from the past

There`s a new baby in our family,
And they've chosen to call him Stanley
A name from the past
Will he grow up harassed?

There`s a new baby in our family,
And they've chosen to call him Stanley
A name from the past
Will he grow up harassed?
Hopefully he’ll become very manly.

This is the third weekend with a storm

This is the third weekend with a storm
Now it's becoming the norm

This is the third weekend with a storm
Now it's becoming the norm
I’ve just seen the sun!

This is the third weekend with a storm
Now it's becoming the norm
I’ve just seen the sun!
Woopee the fun

This is the third weekend with a storm
Now it's becoming the norm
I’ve just seen the sun!
Woopee the fun
I'll just stay indoors and try to keep warm.

The storm has now moved the other way

The storm has now moved the other way
Hope it won`t come back another day,

The storm has now moved the other way
Hope it won`t come back another day,
We’ve had our fair share

The storm has now moved the other way
Hope it won`t come back another day,
We’ve had our fair share
But ,people, beware

The storm has now moved the other way
Hope it won`t come back another day,
We’ve had our fair share
But ,people, beware
The sun's listening- he'll return to have his say.

In the meanwhile, let's get rockin' and rollin'

In the meanwhile, let's get rockin' and rollin'
I think I'd prefer just strollin'

In the meanwhile, let's get rockin' and rollin'
I think I'd prefer just strollin'
My knees are all swollen

In the meanwhile, let's get rockin' and rollin'
I think I'd prefer just strollin'
My knees will swell
My ankles as well

In the meanwhile, let's get rockin' and rollin'
I think I'd prefer just strollin'
My knees will swell
My ankles as well
My legs, they really are spoilin’

A young horticulturist from Leeds

A young horticulturist from Leeds

Had problems planting some seeds

A young horticulturist from Leeds
Had problems planting some seeds
His wife came to help

A young horticulturist from Leeds
Had problems planting some seeds
His wife came to help
Scattered powdered kelp

A young horticulturist from Leeds
Had problems planting some seeds
His wife came to help
Scattered powdered kelp
But I think it just helped the weeds

I’ve just ignored a +224 spam call

A young horticulturist from Leeds
Had problems planting some seeds
His wife came to help
Scattered powdered kelp
And soon the whole garden was full of weeds.

That was the start of their troubles

A young horticulturist from Leeds
Had problems planting some seeds
His wife came to help
Scattered powdered kelp
But it all ended up as just weeds

That was the start of their troubles
All plants end up as just stubbles