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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

crazyH Thu 05-Mar-20 09:47:54

That was the start of their troubles
All plants end up as just stubbles
The rake wouldn't help

Grany Thu 05-Mar-20 16:47:55

That was the start of their troubles
All plants end up as just stubbles
The rake wouldn't help
It got tangled in kelp

Grandmafrench Thu 05-Mar-20 17:00:29

That was the start of their troubles
All plants end up as just stubbles
The rake wouldn't help
It got tangled in kelp
It was clear that their work would be doubled.

Grandmafrench Thu 05-Mar-20 17:04:14

There was just time to walk to the school
Where the kids were all playing the fool

Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:13:09

One line each Grandmafrench?

There was just time to walk to the school
Where we changed to go into the pool

Juliet27 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:17:59

There was just time to walk to the school
Where we changed to go into the pool
But the heating was off

Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:55:24

There was just time to walk to the school
Where we changed to go into the pool
But the heating was off
We'll get whooping cough

crazyH Thu 05-Mar-20 23:04:50

There was just time to walk to the school
Where we changed to go into the pool
But the heating was off
We'll get whooping cough
So we wore cossies made of wool

We didn't realise we would be trendsetters

callgirl1 Fri 06-Mar-20 00:01:28

We didn`t realise we would be trendsetters
Getting tut-tuts from our elders and betters,

crazyH Fri 06-Mar-20 00:28:10

We didn`t realise we would be trendsetters
Getting tut-tuts from our elders and betters,
We ignored them, we did

Juliet27 Fri 06-Mar-20 08:12:47

We didn`t realise we would be trendsetters
Getting tut-tuts from our elders and betters,
We ignored them, we did
Bad habits we hid

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Mar-20 12:59:23

We didn't realise we would be trendsetters
Getting tut-tuts from our elders and betters
We ignored them, we did
Bad habits we hid
As we dreamed that we'd join the jet-setters.

There was a terrible worrier from Woking

Jangran99 Fri 06-Mar-20 13:04:23

There was a terrible worrier from Woking
Always nit- picking and poking

crazyH Fri 06-Mar-20 13:35:35

There was a terrible worrier from Woking
Always nit- picking and poking
She thought she would die

Juliet27 Fri 06-Mar-20 14:33:48

There was a terrible worrier from Woking
Always nit- picking and poking
She thought she would die
Employed a private eye

crazyH Fri 06-Mar-20 15:20:18

There was a terrible worrier from Woking
Always nit- picking and poking
She thought she would die
Employed a private eye
Who spent all his time lurking.

She got him to follow her partner

Juliet27 Fri 06-Mar-20 17:40:16

She got him to follow her partner
But he mistook him for the gardener

Oopsadaisy3 Fri 06-Mar-20 21:21:53

She got him to follow her partner
But he mistook him for the gardener
He was wearing green wellies

Juliet27 Sat 07-Mar-20 06:23:14

She got him to follow her partner
But he mistook him for the gardener
He was wearing green wellies
Causing some melees

Grany Sat 07-Mar-20 16:09:12

She got him to follow her partner
But he mistook him for the gardener
He was wearing green wellies
Causing some melees
So really a non starter

What's on the telly tonight

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 08-Mar-20 09:40:12

What's on the telly tonight?
Just the usual tripe, quite!

crazyH Sun 08-Mar-20 10:17:38

What's on the telly tonight?
Just the usual tripe, quite!
Watched Netflix instead

Juliet27 Sun 08-Mar-20 11:05:25

What's on the telly tonight?
Just the usual tripe, quite!
Watched Netflix instead
Went to bed and read

crazyH Sun 08-Mar-20 12:45:36

What's on the telly tonight?
Just the usual tripe, quite!
Watched Netflix instead
Went to bed and read
Woke up this morning breezy and bright.

The sun has given my energy a boost

Juliet27 Sun 08-Mar-20 17:38:27

The sun has given my energy a boost
Nice to hear what it’s reproduced

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